Flower

She/her I like writing and reading DM me the word 'Tomato'

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[punkitt-is-here]

[pukicho]

Honestly, I could see you becoming an AI bro. I doubt you will, but the vibes are there.

Just tell me to kill myself like the other hate comments do, man. I like those more than this.

[crimmycram]

So many of you keep calling your male character a wife or babygirl or daughter etc etc but when will you actually put her on estrogen 🤨

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[pocketdogs]

if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

[spinobean]

@pocketdogs gods wettest creature

[pocketdogs]

it’s him. it’s my pathetic son.

[hightide-error]

extremely cool that the removal of wolf protections in europe are being driven by an eu official having one of her horses killed by a wolf. literal cartoon villain shit

[hightide-error]

if you own horses you should be disqualified from participation in government

[hightide-error]

and after this happened, they put that specific wolf on a kill list and then proceeded to shoot the wrong wolf. geniuses

[somejack]

Environmental groups condemn EU Parliament’s approval to downgrade wolf protection as an attack on nature Today, the European Parliament app

For anyone who thought this is too stupid to be real, I'll remind you the year is 2025. The EU official in question is Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission. She is the latest in a long line of idiot Germans to think the CDU disguises her evil.

[abnerkrill]

okay here's a petition against this

[dancinbutterfly]

If you are in Europe, for the love of god, please reblog and sign - these are a keystone species

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve

[femmedummy]

the tragedy of distance is simple I want to sit on the couch with you and do nothing sometimes

[goblinbasil]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[daisy-if-u-do]

*stomps on button*

[nonbinarythorin]

[infinitysgrace]

i think the thing about batman's no kill rule is that it's essentially bruce saying "guilty people don't deserve to be murdered on the street either, actually." and he's not wrong.

[infinitysgrace]

hi yes, if you read this post and all you got out of it was "killing is wrong" you did not understand this post.

[infinitysgrace]

i feel like some of these replies are gonna make me the joker. what part of "'killing is wrong' is not the point of this post" did you not get?

[kravchikfreak]

okay now i'm just confused. if "killing is wrong" is not the point, then what is?

[infinitysgrace]

[laurrelise]

would say happy deathiversary to the umbrella academy and the hargreeves siblings but also it’s not happy

sad deathiversary

sad deathiversary to the umbrella academy and the hargreeves siblings

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[doo-ee-fucking-oo]

fanfictions I found after immediately rushing to AO3 because of this post :  How to Marry Your Fake Husband from Another Dimension (speedrun) by Anna_tation

Happy accidents by Weird_Like_Tuesdays

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Other Fics With This Premise

Scared of the Unknown by Queerbutstillhere @queerbutstillhere

You’re a Sunflower (I Think Your Love Would Be Too Much) by Writer_Lethogica