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Honestly, carry on is one of the best books I’ve ever read

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

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@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

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Normal Highschool TUC au

Howard is the “mom friend”

Luxa is a major feminist , as well as a lgbt and animal rights activist

Gregor does cross-country

Luxa plays basketball, or some kind of spot with defense and offense

Mareth is the “no homo” dude who is very, very gay

Luxa will annihilate someone if they are blatantly rude to her friends

Mareth fake flirts with his friends and calls them “bro” all of the time

Luxa is a huge nerd

Nerissa is extremely intelligent, but she rarely speaks up in class

Nerissa is especially good in English class

Dulcet is that person who is super nice and never excludes anyone and go out of her way to be kind, but touch her loved ones and she and Luxa will destroy the person

Mareth tries to make it seem like he cares more about sports than school, but he doesn’t

Howard loves science

Howard also likes medical crap

Howard gets very excited about both of these things

Howard will get a maniac glint in his eyes and will grin and jump around whenever he talks about something he likes

Luxa is the queen of sarcasm, sass, and arrogance

Luxa is punk-hipster

Dulcet is hipster

Gregor slaps on the first things he sees in his closet & is very casual

Nerissa tends to go for an elegant but comfortable style

Dulcet and Luxa are those really close friends that you can’t tell if they’re dating or not

Gregor is incredibly awkward, especially at prom

Gregor is the type of guy that will do just about anything you dare him to do

Luxa is usually smirking or scowling

Everyone is afraid of angry Luxa, but when Dulcet is angry, everyone is terrified

and…

All six of them are very close

They have random, surprise sleepovers

The sleepovers are either karaoke and dance contests and board games that Gregor always looses and Nerissa always wins, and it ends with them rolling on the floor laughing and eating five gallons of ice cream

Or long movie marathons with Nerissa making comments about how unrealistic it is, and Howard quoting every line and Gregor falling asleep halfway and drooling on Luxa or Mareth

Or it’s just really crazy and random

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More headcanons

Nerissa and Mareth are part of a disability rights org, with Nerissa focusing on mental health while Mareth petitions for increased accessibility

Henry was the guy that Luxa was very close with, but after he planned something illegal, he tried to pin it on Luxa and got expelled from the school

Nerissa loves Shakespeare

Nerissa likes taking Religions courses, learns about the history of the Reformation in the 1600′s, and becomes a devout believer who takes theology very seriously

Gregor’s dad is their science teacher, and everyone teases Gregor about being a teacher’s pet

Hazard and Lizzie attend the elementary school affiliated with their high school; Lizzie excels in math while Hazard is trying to get a second language club started

Stellovet becomes the school bully and Howard tries to convince her to get her act together

Human!Bend Headcanons

Ares is the bad boy who secretly loves cutesy romantic stuff

Ripred and Ares are atheists

Ares is very, very critical of Columbus and petitions the school not to observe Columbus day

Aurora is Luxa’s guardian-like older sister

The nibblers are the math geeks

Lapblood’s kids are just entering high school, and she gives the school office hell

Twitchtip works at the high school after graduating

Nike is the super popular cheerleader that loves everyone

Ares and Nike are secretly dating

Ares is some sort of greaser

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Imagine Gregor listening to Control by Halsey and the lyrics just resonate deep in his soul and he aches because he knows that feeling, knows what it’s like to be afraid of yourself and your thoughts and your actions.

Knows what it’s like to have children begging him to stop, screaming in fear when they see his face. Knows what it’s like to have a demon inside of you that you can’t control, an awful black energy that taints everything good that you have until all you have is darkness.

And goddammit, but they were right to be afraid of you because look. Look at what you’ve done. Slaughtered bodies lie around you, the smell of sweat and death scenting the air.

The metallic tang of blood in your mouth. A vicious smile gracing your face before you regain control. Before the control is given back to you. Because the monster has done it’s job. For now.

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I’m gonna draw this sometime soon

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Please do. I would love you forever

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I decided to doodle some of the TUC kids! This fandom is pretty dead but there might be someone out there who’s like this

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GAYS IN SPACE & MY THOUGHTS ON DONALD TRUMP.

totally checking out blogs who reblog this! <3<3

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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

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Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

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“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

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It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

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Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

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CHECK OUT your differences in wand technique here and how fluidly and casually Ron throws a curse in comparison to Harry and Hermione Hermione has done the reading and is technically perfect of course Elbow straight; wrist bent Wand tip aligned with left sightline left arm held loosely behind her for balance Harry hasn’t ever done the reading Grip too tight; elbow locked Shoulders raised Left elbow cranked in awkwardly against his body Kids’ll imitate his awful technique and Junior Aurors it’ll make their parents nuts; don’t twist your neck like that I don’t care what Auror Potter does When you save wizardkind you can hold your wand however you want until then drop your shoulders Ron’s been around wand users since birth practiced with twigs and then his brothers’ wands Look at how the movement flows from his center the way he uses his whole body throws out his opposite hand behind him to counterbalance the movement Harry and Hermione get their wands into position and then throw the curse Ron’s spell starts mid-motion because he knows his wand will be in position in time (helenish)

Mmmmmmm, yes.

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There will be a day when I see this and I will scroll past.

Today is not that day

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Plus Ron is casting his curse non-verbally. That’s very difficult and it requires training and practice to successfully cast a nonverbal spell. It’s success is determined by the amount of concentration and mental discipline of the witch or wizard. But this is Ron Weasley he likely didn’t put training and practice into casting non-verbal spells, this advanced magic comes to him naturally. The only other time we see him cast a non-verbal spell is when he accidentally made it snow in the great hall, and that was only because Lavender was glaring him down after he said Hermione’s name while he was unconscious in the hospital wing. He felt crappy and his emotions were so intense he unknowingly made it snow. Here he’s trapped in a muggle cafe, with his best friend and the girl he loves. He’s probably scared, and angry but most of all protective. He wants to defeat these Death Eaters without anything happening to his team. His emotions are intense again and that allows him to cast a powerful non-verbal spell. No, not even a spell, a curse. We’ve seen Hermione cast non-verbal spells loads of times but even here she says the curse to ensure it’s potency. Ron is concentrated and disciplined enough in this moment to curse a Death Eater without any words at all.