Gale is a babe

Legit made a blog on tumblr to share all my clips I made in Baldur's Gate 3 because I am obsessed. Will most likely be all about Gale tho lmao

[galetheorbboy]

Does anyone remember the storyline of Rhona and Vanessa where she pretending to be in love with her to get painkillers? Ngl when they kissed, it made me realise I liked girls LMAO

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When Robert was fucking over the White's because Rebecca got pregnant

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Since Joe Tate is already here...

Just let Robert and him have a one night stand together, please. I kinda shipped them when they were rivals, lemme see them kiss once...then Robert can beg for Aaron again. Or Ross. Basically anyone that was his rival, make him kiss them

(Lmao)

[galetheorbboy]

I love how no-one has come up with the theory that John may attempt to kill Robert (seems inevitable), Aaron sees Robert left for dead, saves him, Robert tells him it wae John who did it, which Aaron doesn't initially believe until he finds evidence

Or Robert -- being dodgy and nosy man he is -- will find out John killed Nate. He then tells Vic or Aaron about it who will tell him he is lying because they assume he is saying that so Aaron will come back to him. Then he goes to Cain instead -- because Nate was his son and he's trying to find the murderer -- who believes him, probably with the evidence he has and they come together to take down John. Chas will probably be whining about Robert, how he is messing everything up like always lmao

Either way, excited for the fall out

[galetheorbboy]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBERT IS BACK?

Robron was that girl, will still be that girl. Aaron fuck off your bitch and get your man NOW. God Robron, I love you. I love you forever

[kcdeliverance]

My boy, courage is a thing of honour... but what you're proposing isn't courage, it's foolhardiness.

[galetheorbboy]

ngl if I was Hans, my back would be arching and I'd be on heat just saying

[galetheorbboy]

SMG. I get it, you love Bangel, think they are love love or whatever. But please, PLEASE don't even include Spike or Angel in the reboot. I cannot be fucked with a ship war. I'm a Spuffy saint, but I don't even want to see either of them to keep the peace and all that shit

[galetheorbboy]

I literally rewatch Buffy from season 4 to pretend Angel does not exist. Do I care? No

[lulu-honey]

sometimes the show is not self-aware. it does not understand what it is showing us. how else could you explain the near perfect parallel it gives us regarding angel and spike and their attitude toward buffy and dawn

like buffy asks soulless spike to protect a magically important nearly-fifteen-year-old dawn after she dies and his response is until the end of the world (not even until he dies but possibly longer) and he becomes her babysitter teaches her card games and they paint each other's nail

where as the ptb send word to a fully souled angel that he must protect a magically important freshly sixteen-year-old buffy and his first thought is wow she's clearly part of MY destiny this is a romance thing and it's gonna be so hard NOT TO FUCK HER

[galetheorbboy]

I fuckinf hate Angel. He pisses me off. Like, I skip forward when he pops up in Buffy so I don't see his pedo ass face

[orientalld]

remember how young and scared we were?

[galetheorbboy]

This is Hank.

There's only three things he cares about in this world: beer, cigarettes and ACDC

[galetheorbboy]

Shipping wars in the bg3 fandom will always be funny. Why tf you getting mad people ship bloodweave and not wyllstarion when YOU CAN MAKE EITHER ONE CANON. There's no need. It is also a fucking game, you weirdos. It never has to be this deep

(mentioning this from a sad af argument I saw on tiktok of this girl crying because people ship bloodweave more than wyllstarion. Like damn...lmao)

[sanguineserrations]

Original source: s_kinnaly

(Thanks @felinalain for finding the source!)

[galetheorbboy]

Still haven't got Karlach or Wyll yet, but made it my job this playthrough to alt up all my bitches.

They look so good (if I don't say so myself skskks)

[galetheorbboy]

Me genuinely tweaking because they used Gale to showcase the ascended Astarion kiss.

Like nah...don't do my baby dirty like that

[quibbs]

beloved old lady

[galetheorbboy]

I just know Astarion was a lil bitch when he was a magistrate

Defo the type to get someone sent down just because the vibe was off or he has beef with them