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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

cozy2000

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

baboon-87

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

basic-banshee

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

basic-banshee

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

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And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

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Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

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Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

justluckyiguess

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

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Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

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By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

cooliopumpkin

basic-banshee

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

charlesoberonn

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

michellechang

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lastoneout

You mean this Elon Musk dakimakura?

Glad that I'm not the only one getting this cursed fucking ad like I thought I'd done something wrong

galitz

lesbx

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

justinforprez

evidence?

lesbx

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

bigwizardhat

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that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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oneheadtoanother

coolxatu

looking through old discord pins and remembered this video a total stranger sent us through our chat bot

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lutavero

Geralt + Ciri I The Witcher S2

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kivcraft

nocturnofshadow

I’m shitting at these tags

mad-hare

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

mad-hare

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

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Reblogging for that ^ contribution

osh-osh-oshawott

if you’re a careful driver capable of making very quick decisions in the summertime though, it isn’t horrible. i still REALLY don’t recommend it!!!!’

zvaigzdelasas

X

rattlesnek

This is a metal gear solid character

inthefallofasparrow

VII. The Chariot

foxpuppyangel

haloinfinite

Twenty years of HALO (November 15 2001 – present)

thelvadams

20 YEARS OF HALO

They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn’t. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck.