Gallic Suggestions

shoes? what the fuck

WEAR SHOES

I don’t understand why I, a norse barbarian, gotta teach these romans such basic things.

Like i don’t even know how to build a city but even I! Know that walking around without shoes risks the safety of your feet.

Ugh same!!

good to get some support in these emotions i have of deep confusion and vague judgement of rome!

cowards

coward? pfft. i will sit here with my undamaged feet full of joy for my reasonble choices of footwear (that is too wear footwear)

#gallicsuggestions #norsesuggestions #catosuggestions

I mean, they stole them from us??? so????

I am...honored???

#swordlesbiansuggestion

it appears the romans, or at least that julius ceasar, have finally learned to point towards scandinavia on a map. a scary day!

Petition To Block Caesar From Any More Meddling Outside Roman Territory

garland-on-thy-brow

…Remember when you suggested just to give him to the Germans? O times.

#norsesuggestions #catosuggestions

Petition To Block Caesar From Any Meddling Ever Thank You

Buff ladies.

shoes? what the fuck

WEAR SHOES

I don’t understand why I, a norse barbarian, gotta teach these romans such basic things.

Like i don’t even know how to build a city but even I! Know that walking around without shoes risks the safety of your feet.

#gallicsuggestions #norsesuggestions #catosuggestions #gallicae

Ugh same!!

Plunder Rome before the Romans made plundering cool

Use the heads of your slain enemies as goblets

romansuggestions

someone should make an ancient china or a gaul suggestion blog 👀

Fight me

romansuggestions

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, AND WON.

...fair enough.

romansuggestions

someone should make an ancient china or a gaul suggestion blog 👀