What Lies Beneath

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[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes

[kitbulls]

[rabidcupid-deactivated20221012]

[extracheesehead]

Dimitri: so it was YOU, YOURE THE ONE WHO ORCHESTRATED THE TRAGEDY OF DUSCUR!

Edelgard, who was just a child at the time:

[peachcak3]

pls stop feeding the monastery rats

[scary-gelatin]

Okay tumblr please appreciate this meme i made that got popular on twitter

[remnantoforario]

The Horrors of War

Artist: Jackdu

[hedgehog-moss]

I don’t know what’s more enchanting, that songbirds dream of their songs or that humans use their advanced scientific capabilities to find out what birds dream about.

[headspace-hotel]

I can’t fully express how this makes me feel. Scientists listen to the dreams of birds. The birds dream of singing.

I’m crying a little because I love the universe. Is that weird?

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[bob-artist]

Not a branch, but close enough

[recently-reanimated]

Wow this is so interesting. I never knew this.

[taibhsearachd]

So apparently in Skyrim, if you just eat all your stolen items in between the “wait I know you” and actually getting arrested, the guard will just… walk away???

[ruffboi-mags]

I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.

[featheredmoth]

You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???

[ruffboi-mags]

1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking

2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food

It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.

If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.

[taibhsearachd]

It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

[blue-corvid]

Whiterun Guard: “Ma'am, we have reason to believe those items… are… s…stolen….”

The Dragonborn, who has just unhinged her jaw like a python and swallowed three wheels of cheese, a gourd, a slab of raw venison, four heads of lettuce, a nirnroot, and a bee: “Fukkin prove it.”

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[babypetals]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[the-floral-skeleton]

I would marry this woman and lovingly watch her berate her cows for the rest of my life

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[bunieboo]

[onodera-kosaki]

[peashooter85]

Ichinotani Style Helmet, Iris leaf design, Azuchi-Momoyama-Edo period, 16th-17th century, Tokyo National Museum

[thenatsdorf]

Union rep.