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remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

wildernesswitchery-deactivated2

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

breakingintotheartoftroll

Oh my gOD NOSTALGIA

dragon-hoard

I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me

it asks “what is a human?”

and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside

so I answer “me. me is a human”

and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform

docrimesbegay

Me when a character gets hurt and their SO gets overprotective:

oknope

I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????

jacobdarvin

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hillary-for-president2016-blog

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

parrisblood

Shut up

jennytrout

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE

onegirlintheback

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

surprisebitch

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

sdawgggg

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

surprisebitch

yup

aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180

I’d buy their EP.

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Trying to explain to your family members why homophobia/racism/islamophobia are wrong

shinyopals

like, genuine question, is 2016 the result of TOO MANY TIME TRAVELLERS coming back and trying to fix things but only breaking them even more???

frenchroasted

This would explain a lot, actually.

taxidermynewt

Maze Runner Appreciation Week Day 5 + Favorite Cast Moments

All of the behind the scenes moments with the cast.

kenstaroyco

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I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

slammersparkles

marauders4evr

Donald Trump literally said, “the theater should be a safe place” in a tweet and is acting like the call-out by the Hamilton cast was the worst thing to have ever happened to a political figure in a theatre and this…this is just too easy…

So easy in fact that I’m going to skip all jokes entirely and just post this gif:

zombieofdrake

whattywhatwhat

This is literally the best one yet. And probably the best one ever.

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persephone: whos a good boys?? cerberus: :0 ??? :O ???? :o ???? persephone: youre a good boys!! all of you!! such good boys!! cerberus: :D!!!!!!! :O!!!!!!! :Dc !!!!!!!!!