what if you ordered a corn cob on the internet to eat and i came up to you later and i was like “hey i attacked the delivery driver and tore them to pieces so i could eat the corn cob becarse i was soooooo hungry” and you were like “oh my god!! that’s MACABRE!!” .. get it. like “ma cob!!”!! well anrways funny joke aside dont worry i would never think about doing such a thing. you’re safe. i dont want you to feel scared and scared when you order a corner cob on the internet ever again. i would not do the thing i said on this story. ok. bye forever i dont want to talk to you anymore




















