Salamanders Escape

Hi I don’t know how to do an about, I’m just here don’t mind me please, I’m just a disaster. I’d like to be an artist but I’m not there yet. So uh yeah

[disgustinggf]

[bigskycastle]

flower knight

[soapyysoda]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[bukashki]

[kitidr0id]

deltarune.... i miss deltarune.....

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[anxietyproblem]

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[deathliker]

i have some too

[moonssnail]

I think about some of these all the time and they bring me such joy so im reblogging to keep them near ♡

[labelleizzy]

I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child...

[herpsandbirds]

Chestnut-breasted Malkoha (Phaenicophaeus curvirostris), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes, Philippines

photograph by Chin Fernandez

[herpsandbirds]

Sparkling Violetear (Colibri coruscans), male, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, Peru

photograph by Lev Frid

[ivytea]

requiem for vanished birdsong

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[szyszkasosnowa]

Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????

[rosslynpaladin]

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

[suckingham-phallus69]

Fun fact! If you duck duck went vocaloids, they have icons too

[genderednipples]

[kyraneko]

holy fuck there's more of them?

[redshift-starfire]

They also do it when you search Linux

[noneedtofearorhope]

they also have a LOT of these. i'll put them under a read more because its a lot and also so as not to spoil the fun for those who want to hunt for them.

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[danielwaldorf]

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo

[hideki-koga]

アナグマ（Japanese badger）