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me: wow this is fucked up vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :| me: vagina no vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
galvadong replied to your post:sibiniclay replied to your post“WHAT’S SO FUCKED…
Oh my gosh, Bridgie, it’s a pile now, haha!~ Wanna do public roleplays sometime?~
I KNOW I’M SO HAPPY
And YES I’D LOVE TO I’m just a little nervous because firstly, I don’t know how good/in character my Discord is, and secondly, with the manipulative nature of this ship we might need to put things under read mores and stuff to prevent cluttering people’s dashes as well as not triggering anyone
Alibi that is totally fine with me! And trust me, you're an amazing Discord!!! Haha, I'm not a very 'canon' Tirek though, as we've talked about.~ So, don't worry!!!
Reblog if you believe Pansexuality exists.
My sister and my brother-in-law refuse to believe that Pansexuality is real and they laugh whenever the word is brought up. I’m fed up of it and I hate that they can’t accept that it’s a thing.
I certainly hope so or I’m gonna have a much harder time explaining which shade of queer I am.
which shade of queer i am
MEGATRON HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM
I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS
WITH THIS CHAIR BLOCKING THE DOOR, MEGATRON IS NO MORE.
DECEPTICONS, TAKE OFF!
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?
Thank you
see you space cowboy
Friendly reminder that my Skype is available upon request to mutual followers if you wanna plot or chat or whatever. ★~(◡‿◕✿)
IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS
Protect Megatron’s sweet ass at all costs.
No one’s that stupid.
Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via fantasmi)
Don’t be that person who comes to the menu board, and then calls someone to see what they want.
Don’t be that person who adds full meals at the window. Figure your shit out at the menu board.
4 words: Have your money ready
I’m sorry you don’t like the prices of your food, but I literally have no control over how expensive your milkshake is.