"blah blah"

on a good day i might manage a *thought* but most days it's just "blah blah blah"

[ilyrozanov]

nick nelson is the head of the lesbians protection squad.

[spring-siblings]

Happy birthday Tori!

[kategraves]

What did you expect?

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[i-am-a-fish]

productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[vampirefabio]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[tinierpurplefishes]

arguing about classifications of fried dough

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[importantdogimages]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[lolathelooptyloop]

idc what ur show's about, give me a feral traumatized little girl and her reluctant, even more traumatized middle-aged father figure and imma eat that shit up

[kisxmesoft]

[susiephone]

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

[mutationgirl]

girl who can only make comparisons to birds: so when you think about it, it’s kind of like a big duck.

girl who really really really wants to hit: i never thought about a car in that way before

[dead-core]

i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me