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I love this text post so I drew it

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

chazchaschad

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

vampantheon

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

vampantheon

peace and love on planet fucking earth

miamaimania

"Deceptive Outward Appearance" (2007) by Ole Martin Lund Bo — wood installation

zazzedcoffee

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muntiller2

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

fuckblast

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

pixiecaps

like and rb to cause another abortion

sailatina3

Lets abort until its 1/2 of the generation.

orteil42

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

orteil42

you are making this so difficult

william-snekspeare

This is so real

pixellangel

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

pixellangel

yes ive been waiting for my moment

um-jammer-tranny

one time a bus full of trannies pulled up to my cis friend with a sign on the side that said "forcefem all men" and then forcefemmed him. basically he turned into a nazi so be careful when engaging with this kink think of the victims

dogboybruisebait

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

xenasaur

this event is pet serious

gothlyre

headspace-hotel

my brother and I get on bandcamp and click on songs from the live updating list of albums that are selling and we listen to 30 seconds or so of a song and if we like it we add it to a playlist. and we call this "foraging for music."

anyways one of terminology we have coined to talk about music is "Knee Music" which is derived from the fact that album covers that show a person's knees tend to sound the same as each other. It's kind of a sleepy, grungy indie folk pop sound with youthful-sounding, vocals that affect a candid and vulnerable feeling.

or anyway we found multiple album covers with knees in quick succession, and they all sounded the same, hence "Knee Music"

but it doesn't have to be knees to be Knee Music. any kind of blurry, candid-looking photos that include skinny white people is likely to be knee music