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bobdylanyaoi

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

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bobdylanyaoi

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

skittynation

fuckedelf

You think this is funny

avpdhaunt

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

ironpour

smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx

What Area Code Are You In

smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx

You There? Actually You Know What Nevermind ✌ I Got More Important Stuff To Take Care Of Anyway Maybe We Both Do But The Fact Of The Matter Is I Am Starting To Feel Ambient Electricity In My Fingertips After Reading Texts And Engaging With Other Peoples Minds Which Is Good For You Know What But Also Proof That It Is Literally Mind Over Matter ✌ I Follow Back

thanager

nonlynear

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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thejunglenook

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

humiliationvictim

Hello everyone, I am humilationvictim's mother. it is with a heavy heart that i inform you my daughter took her own life this evening due to the cyberbullying on this platform. what did you all think of her? did you like her or have a crush on her? tbh or rate /10?

legalarson

shout out to the <10 year old boy yesterday who, when asked what he was dressed up as, said "a dead child." i then asked why a dead child had a chainsaw, and he replied "dude this is literally the chainsaw my parents killed me with" and motioned to his parents standing 3 ft behind him

kat

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)