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Game Cosmos Press - First edition

ABORTION! RACISM! GUN LAWS! *mumbles* "That should get everyone's attention". Now, here's the first edition of Game Cosmos Press new news format

Fresh off the press.

The first edition of Game Cosmos Press Newspaper Gazette Magazine Journal Bulletin Flyer.

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Snapshots A Far Cry 4 U

Snapshots A Far Cry 4 U

(Snapshots from Kyrat, in Far Cry 4)

Here comes a few shots from my ‘travels’ around in Kyrat. Nice place.

“Now, would you kindly tell me why you took all the yellow M&M’s” What’s up?

“Nothin’, babe. Just hangin’. Got an arrow in my leg. Barely missed my knee. Still adventuring though”. Hippie wagon

If this ain’t a shaggin’ wagon, I don’t know what is.

Look at that fabulous son of a gun

Wasting…

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"Whatcha doin'?" - Alduin the charmer

When this guy's a comin', you know you're going home with him.

When this guy’s a comin’, you know you’re going home with him.

Alduin is a real ladies man. Also a man’s man, I guess. Not sure if Alduin is even a “he” (Zee? Xhe? Or whatever the trend is these days).

“Swiggity swooty, your booty’s comin’ to Sovngarde”

Just look at his wingspan. Gorgeous. Irresistible.

Alduin doesn’t handle rejection well, though. Safest choice would be to comply with his…

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I think he's onto me

Smoke Sanguinare Vampiris every day

If the image text is potato, here goes Isran’s brilliant mind at work: “Something’s off with that guy.. Is it the beard? Nah..”

Vampirism isn’t the easiest of afflictions to live with, nor hide. Luckily, Isran isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

“Your eyes are red. You puffin’ the magic dragon, huh?”

Thankfully, I got off scot-free here, thanks to the leader of the primary organization…

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Snapshots From Chernarus

Here are some snaps during my journey through Chernarus.

Here are some snaps during my journey through Chernarus. It’s truly an interesting place.

Traveling through a country during wartime provides some funny situations (and imaginable tragedy, but let’s forget about that for a minute).

  Enjoying the view

The guys in green never misses an opportunity to peruse the passion. Unfortunately I didn’t get a pic of the ‘Lovers at first sight’.

Gunner:…

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Path to the top of the world

I wanted to see what was on top of Far’s Peak, so a sturdy wooden path was built. Turned out to be an incredible waste of time.

Entirely useless project.

It’s most likely not an exaggeration to assume that the time spent on this would have given a cure for cancer if spent otherwise.

I mean, someone could have built homes for every homeless person in the world in the time I built this. With the…

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The Lone Hunter

In Far Harbor roams the lone hunter, forever hunting his prey.

I met this awesome looking dude in Far Harbor. He didn’t say much. He didn’t really acknowledge my presence in any noticeable degree, but had a kick-ass getup, and the background was cool enough to justify a photo of this dude.

I may be coloring the whole scenario a little. In fact, he was a bit hostile. I think he might have been a…

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Vault 88 Barber

This is how a barber shop should look like in an underground vault during the post-apocalypse.

I doubt a barber shop would be first priority to get up and running, but then again, vanity often gets first in line, even in emergent situations.

This particular barber offers 10 types of haircuts. 4 for men, and 6 for women.

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I’ve always liked games that has small objects one can move around as one…

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Morning run with the gun

It’s important to stay in shape, especially if your job involves being loaded with equipment and heavy clothing.

Run with the gun for extra weight, preferably fully equipped. Make the morning run as cumbersome as possible to get dem gains.

Happy running (and perhapsly, totally a word now, gunning)!

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Should I or should I not

Since the dawn of counter terrorism (and terrorism), countless trained professionals have been fighting an irresistible urge, a conundrum.

Popping the chicken.

That juicy chicken has blown many covers, though not by its own intention.

A typical scenario:

Trained professional: there’s the chicken. The enemy is far away. I think.. Naw, can’t risk it.

Chicken: *bock bock*

*muffled gunshot*

*feather…

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Prydwen Going Down

Trigger warning: BoS-zealots fans, look away. This might hurt.

The almighty Prydwen met it’s fate after a battle between the minutemen and the Brotherhood of Steel at the castle.

A well placed missile ignited the entire thing.

Oh, the humanity!

And the Prydwen was no more than a chunk of metal.

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Mechanic Fired and Mocked

Mechanic Fired and Mocked

  A mechanic, 5 minutes after having been let go, due to disagreements.

Translation:

Let go=Park management fired his ass.

Disagreements=whether 2 hour lunch breaks were OK or not.

On his way home, the last steps out of the park was heavier than ever before. The guests were of no help:

“Hey! You’re getting paid to look happy. Straighten your back boy”

– Guests

  He even got featured in a meme.…

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You ever been so bored at work you just died?

You ever been so bored at work you just died?

This janitor did.

The feeling of passing of time is relative. This guy was responsible for the lobby, and the lobby only. Not much to do there. His daily workload was done in about 30 minutes. The rest of the day consisted of standing almost lifeless behind the stairs.

Waiting.

Waiting to one day win the lottery, in which he had yet to turn in the numbers for.

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"I should not have put that in the cake"

“I should not have put that in the cake”

47’s culinary side is not known to many, but sometimes he indeed experiments with food. He’s not successful each and every time, but then again, who is?

Experimenting is the spice of life. Put a little cyanide in there, just to see what happens.

– 47’s terrible chef mentor

This time, a rock star got to taste a cake with some extra spice. Maybe it was allergies or something.

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10 Different Gameplay Experiences Explained Using the Combat Mechanics

10 Different Gameplay Experiences Explained Using the Combat Mechanics

Accuracy lvl=101.5/7%

I say, give me a defibrillator, people! I’ll rescue you when you need it the most, right in front of another enemy, just so I can rack up some points. Hell yeah

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Vault Dweller Preparing Dinner One wouldn't claim Vault 88 has the best in kitchen appliances, but then again, the wasteland does not offer clean new stoves.

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Douche Snow Elf Whacked

Douche Snow Elf Whacked

Long story short, we got into an argument between two snow elfs. One died.

The one of a kind douche snow elf, Arch-Curate Vyrthur, seemed to have a life goal to piss off everything and everyone. He even managed to insult CuSith, the death hound’s uneven teeth.

“My Mother is a saint!”

– Serena

I guess all those years in isolation didn’t make him a people-person.

“That’s for all the ‘yo mama’…

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