Spaceships & Elves

Just one big, chaotic mess of a universe. It’s a wonder why anyone still chooses to to stay here any longer than a week.

[godofdystopia]

Mina Harker: Vampire Slayer

To everyone who thought “Gee, that post about Book accurate Mina being Dracula’s reincarnated Nemesis instead of wife would be awesome to see” Well do i have good news for you!

I went ahead and wrote the thing!

It’s more of a proof of concept, to see if people like the ideas i have about it. And to get others to maybe look at them and write something better. Mostly, i wrote it because it sounded fun and i wanted to.

Anywho, here’s part(?) one of (???) of Mina the Vampire Slayer

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[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[shencomix]

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[ashe-infinite]

i LOVE playing as the dark urge in bg3, it’s the player option where you have your own story and plot relevance, however i never go for the murderhobo chaos route, because actively choosing kindness despite the way you were born and raised, seeing relief in people’s eyes instead of fear and awe is the act of rebellion and it feels so good

[inkyrainstorms]

Why do guys named Henry just have the worst luck in finding friends to start businesses with. like. seriously. please Henry.

if i didn’t know any better i’d say it’s like Henry Stein died in the 1960s and got reincarnated as Henry Emily only to make the exact same grievous error in judgment again

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shit wait dude that’d make such a cool au????? i might have to write this. if anyone writes this please tag me

[callmebread]

You better not mess with my gang ahhh kids plus silly hedcanons

✨REBLOGS APPRECIATED✨

[vicholas]

[anxietyproblem]

[jaysee049]

thanks for the past 11 years

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people who get periods are like “Ugh it sucks that having a menstrual cycle makes you almost die every month” like no that’s not normal you need to go to the doctor

[what-even-is-thiss]

If any of your symptoms go beyond “just like, super annoying ugh whatever” levels you should probably go see a doctor about that

[what-even-is-thiss]

You should not feel so depressed you want to die, you should not be getting mood swings so bad that you become violent, your cramps should not be so bad that you can’t get out of bed, your period should not last more than a week, you should not be losing so much blood that you feel dizzy. Go to the doctor.

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD)

Endometriosis

Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS)

Uterine Fibroids

(Cleveland Clinic & Mayo Clinic are both pretty good about using gender-neutral language in their articles).

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[no-chill-at-all]

[b-lightwalker]

Y’know what I’m hoping for? That GlamMike is true, that GregEvan is true, Vanessa is Mrs. Afton, and that the girl from the Ruin DLC is Elizabeth. Why? Because the thought of the entire Afton family coming back with the sole purpose of kicking Peepaw’s a$$ is funny.

They were all big chillin’ for a while until Michael saw his father was still on Earth and said, “Nah, fam, we gotta go back.”

[i-give-u--art]

[beanzbeanz001]

Reasons why glammike is canon (fuck you)

1. Blue ass eyes

HES GOT THOSE TERRIFYING WHITE PEOPLE EYES!!! like how you could see that Elizabeth possessed baby when her eyes turned green? EXACTLY. (I’m choosing to ignore that blue eyes fit into his overall color palette)

We can forget the fact that they’re two different shades of blue because Mike had a completely different shade of skin in 83 so I feel it doesn’t matter whatsoever

2. Gregory 🫶🫶

Gregory looks almost EXACTLY like cc I don’t wanna hear SHIT!!! of course he’d wanna protect this kid!! He feels guilty for fuckinf killing one that looked just like him!! Also I feel like he’s why Freddy malfunctioned on stage,, like he saw Gregory and thought “oh shit he’s come back to haunt me” and had a seizure

3. His ruin design

You see how he doesn’t have a head? Guess who else doesn’t have a head. HIS BROTHER!! and you see how he’s got a fucked up stomach? Guess who got dragged into a stomach? HIS SISTER!!! That’s right. Parallels.

Also he’s torn to fucking shreads just like his dad

Edit: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT THEY SCOOPED HIS ASS!!! MICHEAL ALSO HAD A HOLE IN HIS STOMACH ITS NOT JUST A SIBLING THING!! oops

4. Arson

I don’t know what to tell you it just runs in his dna. His robot ghost dna.

He’s got like what? 4 counts of arson? He just enjoys setting shit on fire idk

5. I want him to be

I think it would be cool

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[codeearth]

Dumb random thought, but imagining Quincey’s voice as Benoit Blanc’s is hilarious. I mean, the guy was written by an Irish man, and our favourite detective was played by Daniel Craig. I think it just fits in a really stupid way