Aeryn Walker's Girly Geek Smut

Perverse and proud. Your friendly Aussie ethical slut, actress, feminist pornographer, dork and craft pervert. Selfie porn for life! This blog is NSFW (18+)

[reading-writing-revolution]

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[80slesbiab]

GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Dana Scully horny on main

[slayerbuffy]

[lindentreeisle]

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

[oldanddiscontinuedrachrar]

“The Rogue enters her room. The Bard is in there. Rogue: … Bard: … Rogue: Did you mix up rooms? Bard: … Is this my room? Rogue: No, it’s mine. Bard: Then I didn’t.”

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[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[psyducked]

Are you going?

[gonefashion]

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

[christfister]

[just-stay-beta]

I actually prefer my porn to be non nude as I don’t deserve nudity. And my compulsive masturbation started with non nude images like Victoria Secret magazines and Spanish channel, so I’d say this caption is basically correct.

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[waterest]

spread love

[shadowrungames]

I know!

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Them: Sit like a lady

Me:

[catlogicdefiesall]

Sit like women did before short skirts made “knees together” “ladylike”.

[respectthefemalebody]

Instead of complaining that men take up too much space maybe we should just start talking up space again.

[callmebliss]

Big skirts Big stance Big mood

[xchaospixiex]

[pavloscallista]

can someone bring capes back into fashion

[transboynepeta-blog-deactivated]

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

[wivalamine]

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

[buildingbridgels]

I found the design!!!! http://www.badwolfcostumes.com/p/versatile-fantasy-cape.html?m=1

[cipheral]

I scoured the notes for thus and i refuse to rb a version without it so thank you kind wonderful stranger

[puppy-girls]

[eagerlittlefucktoy]

Tricks for treats.

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[gif87a-com]

[tabiturtle]

i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the panel she leaned forward to me and silently whispered “i work as a guide at Harry Potter World at Universal” with the most evil grin on her face. what a Slytherin thing to do. well played, Harley Quinn of my dreams. well played.

[oldfrax]

I know enough people who work there that i’d believe this

[doppelwertig]

Photo by phototoxie

[Please keep the caption or get blocked]

[nukachemistry]

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

[trilllizard666]

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[niepytajosens]