Keima Katsuragi

Nico rolled her eyes at his rant having heard it a thousand times. If Keima spent more than 10 minutes at a time out of his video game world he might not complain about reality as much, but that wasn’t of her concern. She was slightly taken aback by his casual gamer comment.

Sure she played almost no video games, but she still didn’t appreciate the obvious insult. Games were stupid! They all had the same base plot. You could almost always see the twist coming from a mile away. Any game that wasn’t repetitive took too long to play, and she didn’t feel like wasting so much time on something that did nothing to further her career as an idol.

“Oh…that’s the really poorly drawn one, isn’t it. You seem to be playing that one all the time.” Nico waved her hand dismissively. “It’s creepy how many times you can replay the same game. And you don’t even read it! What’s the point if you’re hardly reading any of the dialogue?”

#gamerkatsuragi #;keima 1 #Keima voice: You come here and insult mai waifu? How dare u?

[Keima’s eye twitched at Nico’s comment since she had basically insulted his ideal girl and even seemed to be looking down on his skills at that. This called for yet another dose of explanations so he adjusted his glasses before starting.]

This is why I say you’re such a casual gamer. First of all, I AM reading all the text. If you can’t read at the same pace as me that’s to be expected but don’t think for a single second that I do not enjoy replaying this game. Also, for your information: Yokkyun is not badly drawn, it’s just that her beauty is not to be appreciated by average eyes!

“I have plenty of better things to do, so really you should be honored that I’m taking time out of my very busy schedule to grace you with my presence.” Although she was lying, in reality she had nothing to do – aside from homework she planned on putting off until the last minute – so following Keima around was about the only way she could entertain herself for the moment.

“There are no parameters set up in real life! No one is following a pre-written script an–” She cut herself off. There was no point considering how many times they’ve had the same conversation. Regardless, she still detested being compared to one of the heroines in his video games. Nico walked on her tip toes for a moment to look at his screen.

“What stupid game are you playing this time?” He was clicking through the screens too fast for her to catch any of the dialogue. She huffed. “All those games look the same to me.”

#gamerkatsuragi #;keima 1 #Holy shit I finally read that on the tags and that must've been such a wild experience #Fun thing I never got asked for my card or a license when I went to clubs because I always looked older than I actually was

[Keima clicked his tongue once again because Nico always had a comeback to his arguments even if they were only what he expected.]

That’s precisely why real life is such a crappy game! Why is there no setup, there’s too much that’s flawed about it!

[Needless to say, Keima started rambling about his usual annoyance when comparing videogames and reality that he didn’t even care that Nico had been trying to look at his game screen for a while until she finally asked and her last comment made him wince.]

You casual gamer. Of course all games will look the same to you when you don’t have the passion to play them enough to discover their differences. This little masterpiece is called “One Leaf” and it stars only the most perfect heroine “Yokkyun”!

[Keima rubbed the screen against his face as if it was a truly precious object he was holding.]

Class seemed to drag on forever, which Nico only made worse by watching the clock. She had been impatiently tapping her pen against the table when the bell rang, starting her as she tossed her pen across the room. Keima sure wasted no time bolting out the classroom, but Nico wasn’t about to let him just slip away like that.

Slapping her notebook shut, she shoved it into her bag and chased after him for the second time today. “Kat-sur-a-gi! Get back here right now!” Nico huffed as she caught up to him. “I don’t know why you even bother trying to run away when you have the stamina of a one legged chicken.” She ran her fingers through one of her pig tails.

“Anyway, since you won’t properly apologize I’m just going to have to follow you around until you do. That way if anyone asks where this bruise came from I can just point at you and everyone will think you’re a horrible person for hurting me – poor defenseless Nico. How’s that?”

#gamerkatsuragi #;keima 1 #Yeah it does #And that is Keima moving at the speed of sound

[Keima hoped to shake off Nico but she had expected his move and caught up with him and insisted on him apologizing even after he had already done so.]

You clearly have nothing better to do, don’t you? This is why you real life girls are such a hassle. Always doing whatever you please and not following the parameters and setup.

[Needless to say, Keima looked down on reality for different from his games and it was always annoying to realize this and Nico was one such girl that didn’t go along with his plans and just did whatever she pleased so it was hard to deal with her.]

Fine, suit yourself.

[Still, he tried to stand his ground and merely acted as if it wasn’t his problem because he had already apologized even if she didn’t like his “quick” apology.]

“My fault?! ·If you just apologized like a normal person in the first place I woul– hey! ·Don’t walk away when I’m in the middle of talking!” ·She jogged to catch back up, glancing down at his PFP in disdain. ·“You know someday you’re going to trip since you’re never paying attention to where you’re walking.” ·Nico dropped it, since he clearly was only half listening.

They both slipped into their seats, managing to beat the bell by only a few seconds. ·She lowered her voice and hissed at Keima, narrowing her eyes. ·“Don’t think this is over Katsuragi! ·I’m not going to let you get away with your halfhearted apologies anymore!” ·Their teacher cleared her throat and Nico immediately quieted down, pulling out a notebook to appear productive.

Oooh, was he in for it after class. ·She resisted the urge to place her hand on her now throbbing forehead. ·This was probably a concussion worthy bruise. ·Maybe she should’ve gone to the nurse to get ice…but that would just give Keima the chance to escape!

[The fact that Nico believed he would trip while walking and playing someday was clear sign of how little she knew of his skills but that wasn’t something Keima even tried to argue with people about.

Class went by like usual with the teacher trying to also stop Keima from playing videogames by asking him random questions during the lecture and other means but Keima managed to simply clear them all and prove he was somehow still paying attention so the teacher could only sigh in defeat and carry on with their class. Finally, class was over and Keima quickly stood from his chair and attempted to run away into the hallway to avoid what he knew was coming.]

#gamerkatsuragi #;keima 1 #That sounds like such a bummer then #Well in my case the team I was part lost our trainer so it just dissolved and I never tried looking for another baseball team

“Not that bad?!” Nico puffed out her cheeks in annoyance. “This is horrible! A bruise on my arm or my leg, sure, I can cover that up. But my forehead!” She clapped her hands on her cheeks and shook her head violently from side to side. “There’s no hiding your face! I have to completely restyle my hair…I have to wear a mask…probably sunglasses.”

She paused, musing on that for a moment. It would work but…that wasn’t the point! “Your apologies are always devoid of any emotion.” She jabbed one finger into Keima’s chest and placed her other hand on her hip. “If I were one of your…what do you call them? Heroines or something like that? You definitely would treat me better!”

Clearly Nico wasn’t going to get much of a response out of him, so rather than continuing to stand in the hallway to argue she shoved him along to move them to their next class. “Since you won’t apologize properly now we’re going to be late for math. Nice job Katsuragi.”

#gamerkatsuragi #;keima 1 #Oh wow I only stayed on Baseball team for like 2 years and that was the longest I've ever been on a sports team

[Keima might’ve seen like he was not paying attention to her argument but he was actually doing so and it was distracting him from his games so he groaned at her remark because it was true he wasn’t giving any heartfelt apology and merely was doing so to get over with it but this girl was pretty insistent and now she was even blaming him for being late to class while it was her who was holding him up.]

Hey! It’s not my fault we’re late too! That’s just because you can’t take an apology and let it slip by!

[And that obviously meant he would also be late and he was rarely ever late so this could make the teacher have an excuse to make him stop playing games in class and he couldn’t afford that so he started walking on towards the classroom already and quickly getting into the classroom before the teacher got mad. Luckily enough for both of them they were currently seated next to each other on the back row so they didn’t need to draw too much attention as they went into the classroom and took their seats.]

Nico released him and placed one hand on her hip, using the other to rub her very sore forehead. “That wasn’t much of an apology! You don’t even mean it!” She was tempt to just snatch his PFP, but she was going to give him at least one opportunity to apologize properly. Their P.E. teacher blew the whistle to signal everyone to get off the field.

“Oooh, you’re not getting out of this one. I’m going to have a gigantic bruise on my forehead for weeks and it’s all your fault!” Nico huffed and folded her arms. “You’re just lucky I’m not going to sue you for damages.” Not that she exactly had the money to sure him for damages. She turned on her heel to return to the changing room, eyeing her injury in the mirror.

It was already turning a rather alarming green color. If she didn’t know any better she could’ve sworn he did it on purpose. Of course, there’s no way he’d be able to hit her if he was trying to. No, he definitely wasn’t coordinated enough for that. Nico groaned as she quickly changed back into her school uniform and slammed down the door into the hallway.

“Kat-sur-a-gi!” She saw him turn the corner with his nose, once again, shoved into his PFP. “Get back here right now!” Nico skidded around the corner to chase after him, grabbing onto his collar to pull him backwards. “There’s no way I can cover this up with all the makeup in the world!”

[Seeing how his quick apology wasn’t enough for the girl, Keima clicked his tongue in annoyance. Luckily enough, the teacher marked the end of the class and Keima managed to kick the ball even if not as expected so he was spared and was ready to escape but Nico kept on nagging him over the accident and finally left for a while so he sighed a breathe of relief and carried on to play his games.

However, his peaceful time to enjoy playing videogames came to an abrupt halt when, once again, Nico came down guns blazing at him and as he tried to escape, he was caught and pulled as a defenseless animal in front of a hunter.]

I apologized didn’t I? Besides it’s not like it’s that bad...

[Needless to say, he didn’t believe his last words either but he didn’t want to be bothered by having to repay her somehow and had to at least try to weasel his way out of the problem that he had caused accidentally.]

#gamerkatsuragi #;keima 1 #Why you gotta be hatin'#Also Jesus your stories never cease to amaze me #;Nico 01

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P.E. was probably Nico’s least favorite class. The class was clearly set up with guys in mind. How many times had they played basketball now? She lost track after the 12th class. At least they’d moved onto soccer; this sport at least didn’t have a height requirement. Still, she wasn’t exactly thrilled to be there and had opted to sit on the sidelines as an alternate rather than partake in the game.

Plucking a few blades of grass out of the ground, Nico began weaving them together in a braid praying that she’d manage to get out of this class without having to actually play the game. She heard someone shout and looked up, only to get beaned in the head with the ball so hard that she fell over onto her back. She blinked a few times before sitting herself back up and rubbing her forehead. An awful big bruise was going to be forming tomorrow from that hit.

A scapegoat was clearly in order; she needed someone to yell at. As she stood up to brush off her skirt and looked over at the field a vast majority of the class had already moved out of the way to point at Katsuragi, who just seemed surprised that he managed to kick the ball that hard. Nico began muttering some not nice words under her breath at she approached him, placing her hands on her hips.

“So?! Are you going to apologize for completely tarnishing my beautiful face?!” She clapped her hands against his cheeks and rocked him back and forth. “Could you keep your stupid nose out of a video game long enough to pay attention where you’re kicking the ball?! The goal is nowhere near where I was sitting!”

#;keima 1 #;Nico 1 #Of course it had to be yet another fight between them #Nico probably won't like that simple apology lulz

[Keima was not one to enjoy P.E. class since his physique was just not built for it and it required expending energy that he did not want to spend. Usually he would be able to just skip class altogether somehow but today he was forced to assist and was in the middle of the field, playing videogames.

Keima had enough dexterity to at least be able to dodge the ball when it was coming at him and basically avoid collisions with teammates and enemy team members but he was not trying to kick the ball at all. The teacher, as expected, was not pleased with his attitude and warned him that if he did not kick the ball soon, he’d fail him on this month’s scores and he couldn’t afford it so he begrudgingly tried to pay attention just barely enough to know when the ball was coming to him. It only took a short while for the ball to come straight at him with quite the speed and with a lucking contact, he managed to hit the ball hard enough but with his skills, the ball didn’t go in the direction he wished for at all and that became pretty evident right away because of an angry voice.

Keima didn’t even need to look to know whose voice that was from but he sighed at the unfortunate event and wanted to be done with it quickly so apologizing was the fastest way.]

I’m sorry. And I have to refuse that request. I’m not gonna stop playing videogames anytime.

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you again || nico & keima & morgan

The challenge was unexpected, but certainly welcome. He inwardly shuddered at what Nico might do if she won, but Keima seemed fairly confident. Since he was the one that suggested it, surely he had plans to win?

“Sounds good! Just name the time and place.”

“Right here and right now!” Nico pointed down the street with a rather vague gesture. The bowling alley was…somewhere down there.

“I’m going to kick your dumb butt Morgan!” Even though Keima didn’t seem ecstatic to help her win, he at least wouldn’t pick the worst punishment imaginable. Morgan was a sly fox and she could only imagine what horrors he would attempt to put her through.

“Time to get moving, go go.” She placed one hand on Morgan’s back and the other on Keima’s before shoving them down the street.

[Luckily, they had both agreed to his challenge. He counted on Nico’s competitiveness and was sure she would accept but he didn’t know about Morgan and it was a pleasant surprise that he had played along. Still, Nico was too eager and was even pushing them forward like this.]

You know, the bowling alley is not going anywhere, you don’t need to push us.

[Needless to say, Keima was already playing once again his PFP while walking, maneuvering in a way that didn’t seem likely for someone not watching forward. Soon enough, they reached their destination and Keima made sure to pay for everyone this time since he had been the one to suggest the game.He changed into the shoes provided by the clerk and awaited for the other two to get into the line he had paid for.]

Alright, for simplicity’s sake, let’s make the order be Nico - Morgan - Me.

[He doubted Morgan was the type to get mad over the order to start playing a game but Nico’s ego would definitely made her unable to be happy to go after Morgan and Keima himself couldn’t care who went first so this was the best order he could think of.]

she’s a...yankee || keima & nico

Ms. Katsuragi was clearly in a highly emotional state. Nico was starting to realize that Keima had probably never had a friend over in his entire life, let alone a girlfriend. “E-Eh, thank you.” She cautiously grabbed a cookie and munched on it, placing the tea between her thighs. Well if Keima was going to be a butt and not add anything to the conversation then this was the perfect opportunity to tease him without getting a reaction.

“So…Ms. Katsuragi. It must be a handful trying to take care of the worlds largest baby.” Nico shot Keima a look before taking another bite of her cookie. “Are you sure Keima isn’t adopted? You two have opposite personalities. I’m pleasantly surprised.”

#lol if he got back at you near his mom I bet it wouldn't be pretty for him

[Keima was used to Nico’s verbal jabs, and probably the physical ones too, but he merely looked away from his PFP to give a look to Nico of “Haha, very funny”.]

[Still, Keima went back to his game while his mother did the talking. “Well, he gets too focused on his games so I have to force him to help me out everytime. I have no idea where did he got that but definitely not from his dad or me.” Keima clearly didn’t mind the statements as he continued playing his game without adding anything to the conversation. At Nico’s last question, Keima’s mother sighed soundly. “Believe me, I’m pretty sure he is my son. There’s no way to fake that.” she said with a face that clearly stated what sort of pain she had to go through since pregnancy was not the most pleasant of experiences for a lady.]

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“What do I mean?—Just that. That my mother pointed you out one day.”

Her tone was more brusque than before, edged up by the confusion that seemed to strike him from an otherwise pretty forward statement. Oh! But, she hadn’t pointed out who she was, had she?

“Our mothers are friends, I guess. You know mothers. And friends. They like to talk.”

Your mother....

[Keima was looking through his brain for any clue as to where could he have met this mother of hers from but to no avail. The confusion was cleared up soon enough and Keima sighed.]

That mother of mine who likes to run off her mouth to other people...

she’s a...yankee || keima & nico

“Uh…water is fine. I’m not very hungry.” Which was a complete and total lie; she was starving since she didn’t get to eat any of the lunch she had made for herself or her sisters. Nico watched Keima’s mom enter the kitchen before turning to Keima to speak to him in a low whisper.

“So you do plan on adding anything to this conversation, or are you just going to sit there and enjoy the show?” She glanced back at the door to make sure his mom wasn’t coming out just yet. “You could at least humor your mom by pretending you care.”