Someone needs some sleep starters
“Your eyebags have eyebags!”
“How long have you been awake?”
“I haven’t slept in a week.”
“Dude go to sleep”
“Is there a reason why you can’t sleep?”
“I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately.”
“Don’t you dare sing me a lullaby.”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“Well you’re weak from lack of sleep so it’s time you sleep.”
“Please.. go to sleep.”
“Would it help if I lay down with you?”
“I’ve been up all night working on this…”
“Did you start having nightmares again? Is that why you haven’t been sleeping.”
“Don’t worry I slept for two hours.”
“That’s not enough sleep!”
“I’m tired…”
“Do you think… that pigeons have feelings..?”
“Shut up and go to sleep!”
“Can’t sleep either?”
“Sleep is something fake created by the government so I won’t be doing it.”
“I did get sleep! Like… a week ago.”
“_ has been keeping me awake.”
“I just want to get a good night’s sleep for once.”
“I don’t have time for sleeping.”
