Fruit Bat Gay

ASK ME ABOUT WRITING WITH APHANTASIA. Call me Gamma. I need people to become obsessed with my 40k shit. Find my stuff under patronoftheravens on ao3 (Age: 21+)

[greetingsadventurer]

You should read about my rogue trader. I’m very proud of him. His tags are under lazarus von chryses. Also assume anyone’s tags are their names. 9/10 times my writing doesn’t make it onto ao3 bc it’s for me and two other people. If you want to be in that circle, it can be arranged. My random shit is tagged under Gamma chatter. The current year of character journals is tagged Gamma Journal.

Lazarus: (Tag)

Origin: Deadness of Sin (Finished)

Crew: Congregation (Finished)

Drabbles: Devotions (Perpetually worked on)

Heinrix Thing: Bent Faith (WIP)

Velkareth & Kaevos (vel tag) (kaevos tag)

My Night Lord pair. Their tags are also their names.

Current WIP: Clamor Inanis

Other characters that are mentioned on here but don't have anything officially posted are:

Seker Khemti-Maat (Tag): Thousand sons sorcerer. Illusionist. Grieving. Way too pretty for being 10k years old. His ficis The Lighthouse

Alaric Khalkeus (Tag): Warpsmith of the Iron Warriors. Psyker. Distrusted. I have a type. Weird relationship with his apothecary. Better relationship with daemon engines. Read his Main Story Here. ...Also read his smut here

Lysander Apelles & Fel Serene: 1/2 of my named EC... or 2/3? They don't have anything official yet.

Xasseri and Calix Mourne: the other 1/3. Calix is the EC, Xasseri is the Keeper of Secrets that keeps Calix like a lil purse dog. They're my tabletop army.

Tyto Strix and Cyssa Garrulus: Raven Guard. Tyto is a haunted sniper, Cyssa is a... professional distraction. I might post them at some point. Also SEE??? I can write loyalists!

Other stuff you might know me from

Bar Tabs: Ifan/Fane stuff from DOS2. WIP.

Honestly I don't think I've met anyone that was like "OH MY GOD YOU WROTE (THING)" so... yeah. Don't go too far back on the ao3 please.

also you are welcome to bother me on discord. Under bigamma. That's me. ⚠️DM ME HERE FIRST IF YOU DO SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST ⚠️

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[miaiminnis]

through me, the flood

[fumospace]

There are actually more cool angles I want to draw but I think I stop here for now. really want to move on to drawing something else

Looking at WIPs sitting in my folders makes me feel o[-[

[blondebrainpowered]

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[fumospace]

Not sure if I should share this, but my friend told me to just post it sooo This is a sketch i try to learning how to draw his details , I have plans to draw him again but that'll be after I finish clearing AF

When I look at it as a heart shape it help me a lot (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

[namedvesta]

The Bird of A Thousand Voices, installation by Boris Acket at the Vilnius Light Festival in the St. Catherine Church, 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨

[kadabura]

Preview of a few entities I've made for an upcoming project of mine :)

[takengrave]

Another homebrew request complete

[plasmometer]

madame forial, who is, to her great dissatisfaction, is my character in call of cthulhu campaign. she is a traveling performer and just a bit of a scammer, and baron samedi is also in there somewhere

[renmarrr]

Bringing it here too because it’s true. Also a reminder that this is your blog/profile, be annoying about your characters/projects all you like.

[sunfishsiestalah]

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles