Me: Joseph, if you could switch any two words in the dictionary, what would they be? I'd choose shit and puke.
Joseph: Why those?
Me: Think about the scenarios. "Hey Jim, what's wrong with Danny?"
"He's shitting in the garbage can."
"Is that why his clothes are covered in shit?"
"Yep."
Joseph: I'd probably switch frog and boner.
Me: "Dude, that chick gives me a raging frog."











