gimme that queer shit

shelby ▪ 22 ▪ they/them ▪ WA ▪ enby and pansexual 🌈 taken by the wonderful @tabbystuck 💘

[cat-memes-only]

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[clumsyintrovertedmess]

this is grat

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Noice

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

one day i will be Strong and punch the sun 

[a-nice-frog]

uhh yeah…pretty sure that’s not possible so uhh…

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

i will punch it

[a-nice-frog]

look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get burned up… not really sure what you’re expecting here…

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

im gonna punch it real hard

[yurimom]

can we stop this tumblr culture of someone having to be abusive or heinous or whatever for you to not wanna interact with them, some of yall are just fucking rude or you weird me out and i don’t wanna talk to you sorry

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[shagsjxjcksns]

People in the notes really out here looking for literally any excuse to shit on men huh just admit you’re sexist already

Also this movie is… FANTASY

It’s not like this is going to actually happen or like people are advocating for it

Wait Nevermind most “feminists” already wish genocide against men 🤷🏻‍♂️

god forbid someone… have an imagination

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

FH;ASDKFAJ;SDLHA;LSDJhlgkasjdf;klahsdf;lkJ;KALHFLKASDJF;LKASDFL;KASJDFKL;ASDALKSDHASDKLGFHNASDGKASDFJ;klfdhaskldfjasl;dasdlfalksdja;ksldjalksf;lkHFLKFJAKL;DFLKASDF;ASDLKJASLDFKJ;ALSDKJ;LASKDJ;LKASDHFKLASDJLKASDJF;LKDSJF;LAKSDLSAKD;ASDLKFJASD;GHSADFKLJHSAGKDFLHASDKLFSJDANHGJ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[shagsjxjcksns]

You okay?

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

No, i had a stroke and died because your comment was so unbelievably stupid it killed me. I’m in hell now.

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

[dorkbunny]

Someone else’s pronouns are just that—someone else’s pronouns. They have nothing to do with your wants or needs. They are not there to make you feel better. They are there to make that person feel better. When you misgender someone, you are telling them that your fear, ignorance, and obstinacy are more important than their comfort in their own body and self.

When you disrespect the pronouns, you disrespect the person. A person’s pronouns are for their own comfort, not yours.

That being said, if it is an honest mistake, that’s okay. Apologize, correct yourself, learn from the experience, and move on. Don’t make a big scene about it, because guess what?—that’s making it all about you again! And their pronouns! are not! for you!!!

Thank you. I love you. Now please have a good day and please don’t misgender anyone ❤️ let’s make sharing pronouns a normal part of introductions too!

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[estebun]

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

[izzyfandoms]

Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.

[angelcatsiel]

got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful

[djpaige13paige]

Basically if you get this message, don’t click on it, instead tell the person that you received that message. That way they know that they were hacked.

If I ever send you any message, especially if it has a link, message me back about the message before you click on the link. I will understand because things like this^^ can happen.

[liviastudiespsych]

Guuuuys. I’ve received this

I’ve checked with the person running the account and it was a virus. Sooo… Be careful

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!

[hazel2468]

Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.

[rosecrystal]

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!

[rosecrystal]

“i wanna fix our relationship”

pay me 187k in cash by tomorrow 

[rosecrystal]

[frogmp3]

[gnusnoteunuchs]

[titty-sona]

yall i fuckin love these tacky af gay shoes but theyre 150$ rip me

[shootgunmaam]

@fog-father

[geekandmisandry]

Tacky gay shoes post.

[rebel-virus]

Let’s add something more fuckable on this post.

[geekandmisandry]

When you’re on the down low.

[vaspider]

Hey can a queer-owned small business (whose shoes are WAY more affordable) jump in here? 

Plus we take custom requests if you want a specific flag we don’t have. <3 

[geekandmisandry]

😍👌

[listired]

Gamers I bought some bi pride shoes from the shop @vaspider mentioned and they’re amazing!!! Absolutely perfect and beautiful

[vaspider]

Eee yay! That’s my business, NerdyKeppie, and thank you for helping to pay my mortgage!

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[j-sillabub]

They tracked the person down and it turned out to be a woman from Scotland whose baby *really* loved Bee Movie to the point that it was the only thing that stopped him crying. So she just played it over and over. The endurance. She must have been exhausted.

[novastarlyght]