As grumpy as an angry bear

But not as cute

[fledgling-witch]

Friendly reminder that it’s okay if you’re 21 and you still can’t turn yourself into an entire murder of crows! any species of corvid is fine

[zvaigzdelasas]

Needed this

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[babyxbruiser-deactivated2024070]

Oh my god

[crossbeams]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[thepookah]

Damn

[mycasuallifethought]

Living dangerously: walking around your house naked while you’re suppose to start your period.

[curseworm]

every single post that says its ok to not wear makeup has like nine hundred replies saying “actually some girls LIKE the inescapable, crushing demand that they expend their money, time, and energy concealing and altering their natural features to better mimic an artificial and unattainable standard!!! leg contouring is girl power”

[theabsurdistcryptid]

it’s okay you can just say you’re bad at putting on makeup

[curseworm]

its ok babe you can say you never learned to identify misogyny and have zero empathy for gender nonconforming women

[farmfreshmemes]

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[pr1nceshawn]

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

[biochromium]

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something

[mulandaily]

— requested by manbunjon

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.

[logarto]

daddy pig is a bear

[logarto]

[teenagerposts]

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

[marvelgifs]

[emthewhim]

Thor’s intelligence is often overlooked.

[viperbranium]

Okay but for real though.

Like, I could come up with a bunch of examples of Thor being hella smart, but let’s go with the most obvious one in this movie.

Thor specifically told the Guardians NOT to go to Knowhere. He told them they wouldn’t be able to stop Thanos from getting the Reality Stone anyway, and knew 100% that he needed to be more powerful to face him.

Not only was he right in the sense that, with Stormbreaker, he came super close to defeating Thanos with all 6 Stones, but also, if the Guardians had all gone with him to Nidavellir instead, Thanos wouldn’t have captured Gamora, he wouldn’t have found the Soul Stone, and he would’ve had to face the Avengers AND the Guardians on earth with one less Stone.

Moral of the story: Thor is INCREDIBLY smart and 100% knows what he’s doing, and people need to start paying attention to him more.

[gahdamnpunk]

Christian Soriano is bae