Fangirl Like No One's Watching

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” (AO3: starknjarvis, NSFW Untamed Twitter: starknjarvis)

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[adastrabbit]

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[sadclowncentral]

no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work

[nemfrog]

Moths attracted to lamplight. And is that a bat who wants to fill up on some moths? In Field and Forest. 1928.

Internet Archive

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[noctude]

my sister: when does the show come out. with the two gay men

me: the???

her: the two gay men. one big one little.

me: one big one little???????

her: they have red chairs

me: .......TASK, MASTER......

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[bettedavisgf]

want to cry for real

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[rowein1102]

I always imagined Fairy as a really big dog, like the wolves in Princess Mononoke. So, watching the donghua and the live series was a bit disappointing 😆

I drew her here as a big husky 💖