gettin my shit schloinked n schlopped shillayyyyy

24yo/sold my gender for a 2000mg edible and a family size bag of sweet chili heat doritos/bigots go choke on your own shit

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[dykelawlight]

[astronomical-bagel]

[mamoru]

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

[oldenglishtextposts]

gese ic WUNIGE under stane and his nama is se Mona and he is a smercigende ac he ne me lærþ nan wiht

[enchantedlesbianfairy]

Cookie of the Day! (July 5th 2025)

Cookie of the Day - Almond Cookie

This is his best sprite

[mariacallous]

[nflstreet]

i believe every word of what this man says

[duncebento]

i learned so much from this

[ruckuscauser]

[baby-prince-oppa]

[silkcafeuwu]

Speed doodle with fat baby walnut and almond

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[caramboloides-007]

I thought it was appropriate to finish this old idea I had back in December due to… nothing in particular, obviously

(This is obviously an exaggeration for the sake of comedy… I hope?)

[chikuwathecat]

It feels good to be massaged with a lint roller. (Don't worry, the lint roller has zero adhesion!)

コロコロでマッサージされると気持ちいい。（コロコロの粘着力はゼロですのでご安心ください。）

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby

[straycatj]

なんかようですか

What do you want to say to me?

[spider-artdump]

[homkamiro]

Coincidence? I think not

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[silkcafeuwu]

0 damage but 100 for effort

[only-cat-memes]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

[monkeyballwiki]

isabelle: its 4:32 a.m on this island and our player has left us for dead

ketchup: