kaffay

hiyooo my name is kaffy and i like to blog things and other things body, a, a:hover {cursor: url(http://i.imgur.com/x226jVt.gif), progress;}

[gurosuggestion]

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[sagittairy]

[railroadsoftware]

sensational

[onlytwitterpics]

[xdymndx-deactivated20210122]

I see it

[weloveshortvideos]

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

what noise did she make

[loose-seams-and-bad-dreams]

Being called baby girl is the most comforting thing ever

[pontmercy-deactivated20230604]

[betaleon]

[nickthewolfieii-deactivated2018]

wait what 

[silverssafehouse]

Hella good cosplayers

[blissfulfellatio]

For a second I Swear to God..

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

Holy shit

[axtinag-deactivated20170305]

An artist recreates drawings he did when he was younger

[littlexlobes-deactivated2015091]

I love this so much

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail! 

[spasschin]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[wetbreacl]

when ur about to unload some memes in the group chat

[meladoodle]

*sees a kid fall over*

me (under my breath): …..get rekt

[annehathaguey-deactivated201801]

[vandal--savage]

[20daysofjune]

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM

[meanplastic]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]