to baldly go

bela lugosi didn't die for this

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[klaipeda-witness]

we have a friend crashing on our couch tomorrow and it just occurred to me that she's going to have to sleep directly under this really big picture of Damar that we have on the wall

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[bruzum]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

my me hurts

[wheresmyphonemp3]

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

[7dmom]

Unblock me so our love can bloom

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[dogpuppy]

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[frodosrings]

i love ‘em

[severalowls]

Hogmanay may be cancelled this year but I have a fallback plan warming to room temp on the counter:

[officialempressofhell]

Hey bestie, what is this?

[severalowls]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[dogpuppy]

[vintagewildlife]

Roland, an elephant seal who lived at the Berlin Zoo 1935

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

thats roland alright

[mrsterlingeverything]

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]