Maya Moon

Hi I'm Maya! 25, Dutch, bi

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[solidsnake]

[cubonesaystransrights]

[goldenn-graphite-deactivated201]

dream daddy except all the dad noises are replaced by minecraft villager noises

[catmeme-moved]

What's your favorite weird and/or little-known animal?

him

a golden mole

[kiwi]

oh???

OH???!?!?

[mcnostril]

So I saw this tweet and all that came to mind was the men who came up with those terms who probably lived in terrible fear that an unmarried woman might reach the ancient age of thirty and ascend to True Royalty, then proceed to dethrone the current rulers and become the rightful Queen of the land. 

[antique-scarecrow]

here’s the tweet

[drst]

Bring back Thornbacks and hatpins.

[himbotheninth]

i’m a simple person: i hear ned chicane’s voice and i start crying

[duckwellfucknewton]

Brb gonna cry over Ned Chicane real quick

[garaya13]

I just finished TAZ Amnesty and I'm not crying you are

[garaya13]

Okay so Duck and Minerva being in a relationship is the absolute cutest fucking thing ever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[defbeoms]

yesung… ended

[kookies-n-key]

If anyone needed a reason to start stanning Super Junior

I fucking love them oh my god

[elflady]

Ah the traditional pastime of youth: Sticking all of your hair under a hat and pretending you’re a boy

[toadsandbugs]

6 year old me:

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

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[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

[lonelyroommp3]

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

[lonelyroommp3]

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

[24ozsteak]

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

[24ozsteak]

[honey-sunny-bee]

[averruncusho]

You guys have GOT to stop putting your jokes in the tags