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You ever get a craving for a certain art medium and have to scramble for something to do with it? Yeah same. ANYWAY this took a week and it kicked my ass and when my dad walked in he said “Is that perspective collage? Do you hate yourself???” And tbh yeah I was a little insane for that but it was funnnnn and I think I nailed the vibe I was going for!

(Also I spent so long picking out the products on the shelves and I put a lot of thought into it yet you can’t see 80% of them but at least I know)

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

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reblog to reassure the next person who reads this that everything is going to be okay and it’s all going to get easier soon

Since the unmasking of Kermit the Frog at last week’s premiere of The Masked Singer season 5, we are no longer constrained by the limits of real human celebrities inside the masks. Here are some potential beings that could be unmasked in the future:

The Grim Reaper

Air Bud

One of those $1000 Japanese melons

The Ghost of Christmas Past

Chef Boyardee

The Dancing Statue of Liberty outside the tax office

The succulent you killed in 2012

A team of Keebler elves

The baby inside the King Cake

Slenderman

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

Your 6th grade class hamster that never came back after spring break