tired and lame

21|she/her

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[andysambergstan]

ANGELS

[radiantchlo-deactivated20200926]

He’s a model

[shittycryptids]

A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Op change your URL

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@wishem i am begging you

[thisisalltemporary]

It flies through flexing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@wishem i’m in physical pain

[wishem]

could someone do a gif of this pls?

[skywulker-archive]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

:/

[candycoatedplastic]

[confusion-and-cake]

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theweirdwideweb]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

#mood

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[dansoncapaldi-deactivated201910]

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

[onlytwitterpics]

[serializedcomics]

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested

[africant]