get in, lads

[cuppydogshane]

too wire for my cloth mutuals and too cloth for my wire mutuals #ActualFleshandBloodMonkeyMom

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

[kirikomamura]

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

[rouge-the-bat]

personality test

what do u first think when u see this shape

[destielementary-my-dear-watson]

Archery target

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[targetedknowledge]

[memorycycle]

some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

[charlottan]

turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn

[memorycycle]

the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle

[dailycatsblog]

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[madonnapopstar12]

[dailycatsblog]

[sacred-portal]

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[importantcatpics]