get in, lads

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[caesarsaladinn]

and here, class, we see a heifer attempting to impregnate a bull:

[stupit]

[goblinparty]

when u pull a freaky girl but aren't fully prepared for all that entails

[mrsterlingeverything]

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

[bannertanks]

[nyancrimew]

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

[swivelsaysno]

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[hardhitboy]

yes bro all boys do this on boys night. now open your mouth

[gaytanic-panic]

[modogoblin]

[cuppydogshane]

too wire for my cloth mutuals and too cloth for my wire mutuals #ActualFleshandBloodMonkeyMom

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

[kirikomamura]

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

[rouge-the-bat]

personality test

what do u first think when u see this shape

[destielementary-my-dear-watson]

Archery target

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play