how I feel every time I read a "x reader" fanfic that follows the canon plot of the series

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The Stonewall Inn
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Love Begins
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
The Bowery Presents

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how I feel every time I read a "x reader" fanfic that follows the canon plot of the series
𝜗ৎ one piece x reader: random things that make them fall for you
ft. luffy, zoro, sanji, robin, ace, law
𓍢ִ໋❀ luffy
having a loud/obnoxious laugh. most jokes inevitably go over luffy's head, and he'll just look confused. what really knocks him out, though, is the incredibly offbeat laugh you let out; the joke itself doesn't have to be all that witty, but the way it has you cackling makes it the most hysterical thing in the world.
not being picky. of course, this mainly goes for food. but it also means being down for whatever, whenever; you never question it when luffy says to do something, you never bring down the mood. you just nod and trust him to keep you from ever being bored or unhappy.
expressive body language. you're very comfortable with your emotions; you're not scared to show them. you'll cry when your sad, be energetic when your excited, and smile when your happy. it just makes you an easy person to be around, and luffy can't help but be drawn to you for the same reasons people are drawn to him.
𓍢ִ໋❀ zoro
resting bitch face. obviously zoro has one. but he really likes it on you, too. it'll come out whenever your too focused, or too bored, and nothing seems too exciting. that is, until zoro appears, and the brightest smile appears on your face. suddenly you look like the friendliest and most approachable person on the planet.
having a good memory. zoro gets lost often, obviously. so its nice to be around someone who at least remembers the route they took. but it's the way you remember every little detail about him, even ones he himself forgot, that really gets him going.
competitiveness. others call you stubborn. you never back down until your proven wrong, and you won't stop playing until you win. but zoro is just like you in that sense. it could be something as trivial as a game of uno, but the amount of passion you pour into it always mirrors his. it makes winning all the more satisfying when its against someone who actually cares.
𓍢ִ໋❀ sanji
asking him for help. its not as if your incompetent, or unable to do anything by yourself, but rather you're comfortable enough in your own abilities to ask for help. and sanji knows this, too. whenever he gets a chance to go out of the way for you, he'll do it in a heartbeat (acts of service king).
being a perfectionist. you always know what you want; you always have a clear vision. but it also causes you to stress about every single detail that most wouldn't notice. yet sanji also appreciates the finer things in life, and will do everything in his power to meet your expectations. your high standards also make him feel like someone who's worth being around; if he can make you satisfied, he could really make anyone satisfied.
saying his name in conversations. the two of you could be casually talking on the deck, about something as boring as the weather, neither fully engaged. but the minute his name comes from your lips he gets all flustered. it astounds him every time, too, that just the way you say his name could really kill him.
𓍢ִ໋❀ robin
braiding her hair. you could just be leaning on her shoulder, playing with her hair while her attention was occupied by something else, and make it seem like she was the most fascinating thing there. just your presence alone was enough; she never felt the need to put on a performance or humor you to receive tenderness.
interest in her interests. robin knows her part on the crew is vital, yet none of the other strawhats seem too keen on her passion for history. except for you, that is. archaeology isn't just a hobby of hers, it was the only constant in a decade full of turmoil and isolation. your attentiveness makes her feel like she's sharing a piece of her soul with you, a reminder that she's not only needed but also wanted.
committing to a bit. i think robin's sense of humor is somewhat under appreciated. she could be gaslighting luffy and chopper of something completely false, and you'd immediately get it and play along. if they ever mentioned it to someone else, the two of you would go out of the way to convince them of it too.
𓍢ִ໋❀ ace
watching you do something you love. ace is weird in that he could see someone he loves doing something as natural as a hobby of theirs, and fall in love all over again. he's awe struck by every small thing about you; anything you do can really knock him out. he could watch you just exist and be content for the rest of his life.
adding "my" in front of every nickname. he swears it kills him. you'll never just call him "handsome" or "baby," its always "my handsome boy" or "my baby" with you. he just loves that he's someone's one and only, no matter how corny others may find it.
oversharing. not only does ace love everything about you, he wants to know everything about you, too. he practically wants to become you, just too see exactly how your mind works. and being able to talk to him about anything just goes to show how much you trust him, and how safe he makes you feel.
𓍢ִ໋❀ law
comfortable silence. law's life is full of chaos, from his crew, to his plans, and to the emotional turbulence inside his mind. but your presence has the ability to silence the rest of the world; it reminds him of his time with corazon. the two of you just mind your own business usually, but it's better than being on your own.
having niche or weird hobbies. law's never been super talkative or anything, but he loves listening whenever you talk about something you love. especially if it's something others would find strange, like lock-picking or bookbinding. it makes him feel less weird about coin collecting.
being the only one too laugh at his joke. law usually gets drowned out by others in a large group setting, but it's not as if he really minds. yet still, he can't help but feel a sort of intimate connection when you laugh at something he muttered that no one else even heard. it's just reassuring to know someone's always listening.
anything but studying for finals 🥹🥹
part two maybe 👀👀??
lonely hearts masterlist
tomorrow x together is just a local band hoping to make it big. you’re just a lonely barista who runs a radio show for said band, earning the title as their biggest fan. lonely hearts is just a sketchy match-making website looking to scam people out of their money… or is it?
alternatively; lonely hearts official reaches out to you and, as if by magic, has your five dream guys falling at your feet.
pairing ot5 txt x fem! reader
genre humour, fluff, angst band! txt, drummer! soobin, bassist! yeonjun, guitarist! beomgyu, vocalist! taehyun, keyboardist! huening kai, barista! reader, includes some witchy stuff
warnings cursing, talk of death/killing (lightly), details of kissing, use of magic
notes features lee chaeyoung of stayc and park sunghoon of enhypen. this is an interactive smau, meaning votes from polls will determine the storyline! please ignore timestamps.
☆ means the chapter includes a poll
profiles
01 — meowz
02 — tomorrow x together
chapters
00 — one less lonely girl
01 — begins with tinder
02 — some weird news
03 — brain is empty
☆ 04 — personal activity
05 — you’re you
06 — new friends
☆ 07 — hmm deja vu
08 — negative nancy
09 — serial dater
10 — blinded by jealousy
11 — written by a woman
12 — straight out of harry potter
13 — ouchies
14 — librarians
15 — interestingly enough
16 — wrongly anti-me
☆ 17 — wasn’t expecting you
18 — actual hell
19 — intentions
20 — village idiots
21 — dear universe
22 — where it hurts!
☆ 23 — ice cream in november
24 — bank robbing type
25 — ungoogleable
26 — shape-shifting librarian
27 — whole truth
28 — hell vip list
29 — broken record
30 — save changes
31 — open twitter
32 — overnight?
☆ 33 — reason or right
34 — the game
35 — stop….. Everything
36 — first
37 — wow, spot on!
38 — seeking
39 — zombie-like
40 — empty dedication
choose your ending
yeonjun a silver-coloured fantasy
soobin admiring you from afar
beomgyu it feels like the sky is falling
taehyun let’s not be lonely
huening kai an intimate thing
status complete
tomorrow x together social media au / smau. includes written chapters as well as social media screenshots. warnings will be added to the masterlist and each chapter.
new taglist @soobana @frozen-yogurt14 @chillfilms @robin-obsessed @gyuville @fallingforya @yeppeudau @woooooooosh8 @softforqiankun @iyeonjuni @1-800-lixie @gorechoi @fairyofshampgyu
CUPID’S CORNER — nishimura riki
synopsis. because he’s a little shit, nishimura riki sends a totally embarrassing confession about you to “cupid’s corner”, a twitter account that posts anonymous confessions from decelis academy students. but when that joke confession suddenly makes a bunch of people confess to you on cupid’s corner (for real this time!) riki finds that he’s jealous — and oh… he can’t believe it took him a fake confession to realise that he’s crazily in love with you.
pairing. best friend! riki x fem! reader
genre. smau, fluff, humour, slight angst
warnings. swearing, riki’s a little shit but so is yn😭 rikiyn are dense and just overall silly people in general
status. complete
author’s note. i lied about never having another smau. this is inspired by my friend submitting an embarrassing confession of me to one of those confession accs . i got my revenge tho😍
server link . here's the link to join the discord server. you're welcome to discuss theories with fellow readers ^_^
profiles 1! / profiles 2!
ONE — be my girlfriend TWO — my kyky THREE — get a job! stay away from her! FOUR — gimme chocolate FIVE — BS = bank statement SIX — im so eunchae SEVEN — stupid vball anon EIGHT — deep thoughts in the toilet NINE — hiiiii (manipulatively) TEN — bob, the cat ELEVEN — i keep it 99 cuz i b lying sometimes TWELVE — stupid moral compass THIRTEEN — me when im ran FOURTEEN — ugly emotion FIFTEEN — hyungyeom's adventures in hell SIXTEEN — cried into my suitcase SEVENTEEN — fuck up that plastic packaging EIGHTEEN — toilet emoji NINETEEN — he’s poohing TWENTY — out of all people TWENTY ONE — i don't know when i want!!! TWENTY TWO — niall horan TWENTY THREE — i have a confession TWENTY FOUR — riki fanclub TWENTY FIVE — r u srs TWENTY SIX — may god bless the asteroid TWENTY SEVEN — my #1(0) TWENTY EIGHT — rikiy/n > the world TWENTY NINE — cupid dumb era THIRTY — be my boyfriend
BUSINESS PROPOSAL (COMPLETED)
PAIRING > park sunghoon x fem!reader
synopsis > being the amazing friend you were, you had helped your friend who desperately did not want to go on the blind date so you went as her. however, you were dumbfounded to find out that the CEO was your friend’s blind date! hopefully, he doesn’t recognise you.
GENRE > ceo au, staff!reader, fake dating au, girlboss reader because that’s how kim hari was in business proposal😌 hot CEO sunghoon (ahah but you must be asking why not secretary when there is a sunghoon in business proposal that was hot and kinky😏 well idk)
FEATURING > K from &team, yujin and wonyoung from ive, danielle from newjeans, harvey from XG and romin from e'last. of course the enhypen members too and if on occasions I may add new idols into the smau ^_^
WARNING > there isn't much warnings but like I FEEL BAD FOR MAKING MY LOVE FROM E'LAST AS MINWOO THE RED FLAG T_T
SCHEDULE > updated whenever I can…
TAGLIST > series has officially ended. thank you for joining this whole ride🫶🏻
START: 20 October 2022 | END: 12 February 2023
NOTE: 4th SMAU WOOOO. well technically there is only ‘jam out’ here…EHEM I’ll just exit🚪I know I’ve written in my original that the reader will be sunghoon’s secretary but I ultimately decided to stick to how the original ‘business proposal’ went. BUT I may make you the secretary maybe later on in the episodes😉 oh and I aged up everyone except jungwon and ni-ki bc I like the aspect of them being sunghoon’s bodyguards even though they are high schoolers😀
profile: CEO and his minions | cosmetic whores😛
prologue: the contrasts of friend groups
one: love hurts [written]
two: no head, no possay
three: damn😨
four: they are just friends
five: THATS AGAINST THE LAW
── REALITY CHECK ❕️ PROLOGUE
Banner credits to @maiverie
SYNOPSIS › Shocked by the sudden revelations, yn realizes that she has been pulled into another world belonging to her favourite reverse-harem novel as the female lead’s best friend. Content with her new life, she excitedly watches from the sidelines knowing every single encounter in the novel would be unravelling right in front of her. However, as time goes on, she slowly comes to the horrifying realization that the characters she seemingly idolized are not who they seem to be.
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“Love operation” — A trendy romance novel that’s a staple in every novel fanatic’s reading list. From its realistically drawn character sketches to its beautiful cover, the novel is all the rage. The story entails its stunning protagonist, Yui, who by her family’s misfortune, gets the chance to transfer to a private boarding school on a secluded island — Decelis Academy. It is a school for the elite, but fortunately, certain selected students who are lucky enough would receive scholarships to study among the top of the top.
However, these students are usually the outcasts — bullied for their low standing in society.
And Yui was one of them. Back in her previous school, She was known for her outstanding academics, but the girl lived with her parents, who fought about bankruptcy and struggled to support her.
Though her family proceeded to lose everything, Yui instead received the chance of her life — an opportunity that presented itself after all her hard work in school. She had received an offer to study at Decelis academy on a full scholarship.
And maybe that’s why everyone was jealous.
Yui, like every female lead was smart and beautiful, but most importantly, she caught the eyes of the four most desirable students in her school — the four male leads.
First, there’s Park Sunghoon, the “prince” of the school whose cold demeanor had everyone on their knees for him.
Then there’s, Park Jongseong, better known as “Jay” who was the eldest son and heir to Park Cooperation. Though the boy was well known for his wealth, he was best recognized as the star player on Decelis’s football team.
Of course, there’s no forgetting about Sim Jaeyun, the smartest student at Decelis. His academic achievements were no doubly the highest in their country and he was also given multiple opportunities to study abroad. Jaeyun was everyone’s first love — His kind aura and gorgeous bright smile had people falling left and right for him.
And last but not least, there’s the captain of the football team, Lee Heeseung. Though readers think he was one of the kinder male leads along with Jaeyun, the novel always suggested something darker in his characterization that was never truly explored. The boy was dangerously handsome and was known to be a big tease. However, he’d often grow very strict when it came to his captain duties.
In the novel, the four boys each try their best to protect Yui, who is often a victim of school violence.
Then there’s the development of picture-perfect love. Each boy falls madly in love with Yui, and all try their best to win her heart.
It’s a fictional novel about the war of love and friendship bonds.
So why the heck were you standing in a classroom so familiar to the one depicted in “Love operation?!”
✰. MASTERLIST / NEXT
TAGLIST (OPEN)
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[ ☆ ] — authors note: the prologue is out! I’ll publish the profiles soon :D feel free to lmk what you think
Genshin Angst - Masterlist
Angst Full Chapter Fics
1. Albedo - Breaking Up
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3-Final)
2. Zhongli - Smile for Me
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6-Final)
3. Xiao - Strength
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6 - final)
4. Gorou - Two Sides, One Coin
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3 - Final)
5. Itto- Fool Me once
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7 - Final)
Angst Shortfic/Drabbles
Death and regrets (Kazuha, Childe) (Scaramouche, Kaeya) (Thoma, Xiao, Diluc, Zhongli) (Itto, Gorou, Albedo)
Death, Regrets and Second Chances [An Alternate Ending to Death and Regrets] (Kazuha, Childe, Scaramouche, Kaeya)
Death, Regrets and The Aftermath [One Year after Death and Regrets] (Kazuha, Childe)
“Let’s stop seeing each other” (Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo)
He compares you to his ex (Childe, Xiao) (Zhongli, Diluc, Scaramouche)
“What would you do if I disappeared?” (All male characters)
It’s my turn to protect you/reader self-sacrifice (Aether, Scaramouche, Childe)
Somewhere you can’t follow (Thoma, Itto, Diluc) (Kaeya, Scaramouche) (Xiao)
Break-up prank on your Genshin boyfriend (all male characters) (only mild angst)
Reader gets kidnapped (Xiao, Diluc)
Why the two of you broke up
Sacrificing yourself to save someone close to them
Soulmates Genshin Impact Style
the epic highs and lows of jyp university | skz smau
genre: fluff, crack, social media au (smau), tiny but of angst at the start but will gradually turn heavy series warnings: themes of bullying, suggestiveness, indications of smut, mentions of insecurities and anxiety— i’ll add a warning per each chapter so that you’d know what to expect! some of these themes won’t come until the near future but i’ll say in advance that this series will get darker as it progresses disclaimer: this does not reflect the real life personalities of the Stray Kids members (or any other idols) that will appear in this fic— also reminder that everyone’s personalities here are going to be extreme (although not at first) pairing: afab!reader x ot8!skz (secret pairing/harem)
MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — MASTERLIST.
because scammers deserve a love story too 💔
SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake. —or— heeseung just wants to buy jungwon a birthday gift and you steal his money.
STARRING! lee heeseung x gn!reader
GENRES! romance, CRACK (!!!), smau
TL;DR! gullible!heeseung x scammer!reader, college classmates, frenemies to lovers, secret identity, basically u scam heeseung and then realise u kinda like him so you try uno-reverse ur horribleness
WARNINGS! lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/UNREALISTIC dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my humor is fucked, ignore timestamps i beg
FEATURING! aespa’s ningning, itzy’s yuna, others tba
A/N! guys this is my first smau 😟 kinda released this on a whim and will probs regret this later but its fine 😌 btw pls be warned that this is NOT a serious smau,, it’s just unhinged dumbassery w a half-assed plot 🧍🏻♀️ but regardless i’m SAUR excited for this ho ho ho thank u sm for checking this out!! :>
PROFILES ONE ┊TWO
CHAPTERS ⸝⸝ ONE. ribbit ribbit. ⸝⸝ TWO. human trafficking. ⸝⸝ THREE. merry fucking christmas. ⸝⸝ FOUR. sunghoon might fuck me im scared jake please. ⸝⸝ FIVE. free bingbing. ⸝⸝ SIX. s**gh**n p***. ⸝⸝ SEVEN. i’m everywhere bitch ⸝⸝ EIGHT. ⸝⸝ NINE. ⸝⸝ TEN. and more!
✰ NOTE! warnings should be read carefully :)
TAGLIST
PERM: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pisss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis
TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or comment! :>
how it feels to read self insert/xreader fics of any media that follow the canon plot line
Okay but they’re the best type of fanfics like genuinely the only thing i read i dont fw original storylines that much cuz its all just highschool parties and sex💔
New hair cut(e)
Pairing : Go Hyun-Tak x f!Reader Smau
Author note : it’s 12am i just pulled this out my ass and idk
i have never faked my love for a single soul and that's why i take betrayal so personally
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★ random messages | whc
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summary: random text with the whc boys (as ur bsf or bf!)
type: SMAU
includes: Sieun, Suho, Juntae, Hyuntak/Gotak, Humin/Baku, Seongje
author’s note: this is my first post! Hope u like it! These ideas are from Pinterest! They’re not fully coming out of my imagination! Also, for now, I’m only including these characters— but tell me if u’d like other characters too!
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★ misunderstandings pt.2 | whc
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summary: in which the whc boys see you with another guy and misunderstand the situation (as ur bf!)
type: SMAU
includes: Hyuntak/Gotak, Humin/Baku, Seongje
author’s note: here’s part 2! I’m having so much fun writing these! Hope u like it! ♡
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Chapstick: Luffy x Reader!
You agree to let Luffy kiss you since he never had a kiss before and he likes the taste of your chapstick.
w: pretty forward luffy!
rating: fluffy ig?
word count: 3.5k
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It was quiet in its own unruly way. The bonfire in the center of the makeshift camp crackled like it had secrets to tell, sparks leaping upward and dying mid-air. The Straw Hats had landed on some coastal island, some where tucked deep in a cove. It was peaceful, nothing but vegetation and sea song washing up on the shore. It was a no-brainer that everyone needed a break and so, there they were. The crew lounged at various points around it, loud as ever, clumsy with drink and laughter. Usopp was telling a story far too exaggerated to be true and Zoro was loudly denying he’d fallen asleep standing up again. Nami and Chopper called him a horse for that, laughing their wits off. Of course, that made Sanji immediately crack up since it was an insult against his nemesis but it was overall their usual mess. Robin and Franky sat near each other, drinks in their hands as they watched Brook sing some sailor song, wobbling all around. They were incredibly and undeniably drunk.
You sat a little ways from the worst of the chaos, knees hugged loosely to your chest. Your body rested with a blanket over your shoulders, a cup of sake in one of your hands and a book in the other. Even from here, the wind tasted of the sea and woodsmoke.
Luffy had plopped himself down beside you minutes ago, cross-legged, grinning wide as if the night were his to command. He seemed energized by the late hour, blinking up at the stars like they were old friends. For a while he’d been silent, at least in his own way. There were periods where he would laugh at Chopper from afar, his finger pointing at whatever foolish thing the young deer was doing. If it wasn’t that, he would munch on a snack he snuck off the ship and poked the sand with a stick, drawing shapes without purpose. His hat was tilted back off his head, that carefree expression softening around the edges in the firelight. Then, suddenly, that's when he said it.
“Sanji said something weird today.”
“Sanji always says something weird,” you responded, your head nodding as you flipped a page of your book with your pinkie, to make sure to not spill your drink. Your tone was flat, essentially disinterested. Your eyes didn’t leave the pages of the book you were reading, your brain simply wanted to turn off and indulge in the smallest hobby you had on this pirate crew. You prayed for some silence, but that was apparently too much to ask as a Straw Hat pirate.
“No, no this was really weird.” Luffy wrinkled his nose, thinking hard. Your eyes flickered to the sand he was messing with. Little circles and triangles, poorly scribbled in the earth.
“He was talking about being hungry for a kiss.” That surely did it for you. That caught your attention. You snapped your head to your right, your eyes meeting Luffy’s wide ones. You choked on air, a laugh wanting to emerge because that was simply ridiculous. Of course Sanji would say something like that, he was always talking about wanting to kiss someone. You were amused for a moment but you got confused on why he was even saying that. There was some naivety in his expression, like he was not fully understanding what he was even saying to you.
“Okay?”
“He looked all..dramatic about it. He said something stupid 'about being starved'. So, I asked him how you can be hungry for a kiss when you can’t even eat it, and he just yelled and called me hopeless!” Luffy waved both hands in an overdone swoop, trying to imitate Sanji’s romantic theatrics. You hated to admit it, but it definitely seemed like something Sanji would do. You laughed at him trying to make sense of what the cook told him. It was almost adorable.
Luffy huffed and looked at you, his expression just in a mix of annoyance and disbelief. It was like that little thing really got to him because of how silly it sounded, and you just couldn’t believe how shocked Luffy was. Another laugh left your lips, soft and warm as you shut your book to a close. With a short swig of your drink, you squinted and passed your cup to Luffy, offering your beverage to him.
“Sanji’s just a little pervy. Ignore half of what he says,” You managed out as the burning sensation from the sake travelled down your throat. Your hand shooed towards him, as if you were trying to get the thoughts out of his head. Luffy tilted his head and shrugged, one hand grabbing the drink you handed him and the other back to making circles in the sand in front of the both of you.
“Yeah, but it made me curious anyway,”
“Curious about what?” you asked, your head resting against your knees. Normally, you would have simply walked away at this point with Luffy but the sounds of the sea were calming you. You felt so warm and cozy, you nearly felt like you could have fallen asleep on the warm sand.
“Kissin’,” He said it like he was naming a type of fish he’d learned existed only moments ago. “I never had one. Not even once.” He took the final gulp of the drink you handed him, his breath deep with satisfaction.
He wasn’t usually curious about things that didn’t involve food, fighting, or treasure. You turned and found him watching the fire, not embarrassed, just thoughtful. Your eyes slightly widened despite yourself. Of course he hadn’t. Luffy’s world was so direct that romance never lingered long enough to catch him. He only had one goal: to be The King of The Pirates and find the One Piece. It made sense, startling as it was to hear aloud.
You just sat there, looking at him not truly knowing what to say to that. You simply told him to forget about it, that it was just Sanji being Sanji. You continued to lay your head on your knees and eventually, you felt yourself doze off. You needed to say something but you were so tired and the silence that threaded between you was delicate and fluttering. Then Luffy turned fully toward you.
“Hey. Can we kiss?” Your breath caught and your eyes jolted wide open. Those doe like eyes stared at you with a normalcy that was shocking, like he didn’t just say the most absurd thing. You raised your head, your thoughts flustered from your exhaustion and embarrassment from his question.
“What-Luffy, why? That was so sudden.”
“Why not? You’re right here.” He shrugged, as if you’d asked him why the sky was dark at night. You looked over your shoulder instinctively.
The rest of the crew was absolutely useless at this point: Chopper dancing on top of a log, Robin smiling at everyone like an indulgent older sister, Usopp trying to climb Zoro for some reason. None of them were paying attention and, for once, you wished they were so you could get out of this awkward mess. You glanced over at the man next you, a feeling bubbling in your chest. It was a heat that trailed to your cheeks and your ears. The last time you kissed someone was before you left your island to be part of the crew. It wasn’t anything serious but it was the last sincere kiss you shared with someone in a while.
‘There is no way he is serious’ you thought but the more you looked at him, the more you started to realize that he was being sincere. His eyes blinked at you, waiting for a response to his request. Maybe it was the sake you had been drinking or the desperate desire to want to go to sleep, you reluctantly sat up. You sighed, heat gathering under your skin. He truly was a hopeless idiot but you kind of felt sad for him. Everyone deserves to have at least one kiss in their life.
“You..really want to?” You asked. You couldn’t believe you were opening yourself to the opportunity. It wasn't like you hadn't eyed him before, you definitely found Luffy attractive. But the thought of actually kissing him wasn't something that was on your radar. His grin grew and his head nodded. Luffy was sunlight trapped in human form, so bright that even the most ridiculous request seemed doable.
“Isn’t it supposed to be fun?” He spoke of this as if it was supposed to be some kind of game.
“It’s supposed to be special,” you muttered, cheeks burning. “And you’re laughing at me.”
He was laughing, so loudly his shoulders shook. That's all you needed to know that Luffy, in fact, had no type of understanding of the implications that kissing had on people. You shook your head in disbelief and huffed out a flat ‘fine’.
Luffy sobered enough to nod, though giggles still flickered at the edges of his voice. He scooted in front of you, sitting cross-legged, trying to imitate the seriousness he’d seen in others. It didn’t entirely work because every few seconds he snickered. Your heart fluttered like a flag in a sudden wind. You stared at him, his smile large but tight lipped. With plenty of hesitation, you leaned in. It was just a small tilt forward, barely a breath of distance between you as you pressed your lips to his in the softest possible kiss. A fleeting touch. It was shy and incredibly quick. When you pulled back, Luffy made a face. You raised your brow at him, crossing your arms over your own chest.
“That’s it?” he murmured. “I don’t feel hungry at all. Maybe you just suck at kissing?” He tapped his chin. Your mouth fell open and your hands gave him a swift slap. It was a series of bickerments between you two, all the time, but this time you truly felt embarrassed.
“I do not suck at kissing!” You insisted, your words were dripping with a mixture of bashfulness and hurt. He laughed again, falling back onto his hands, head thrown back.
“You should have seen your face, you got all flustered!”
“Because you’re being impossible.” You slapped his arm again, this time it was so hard it stung your hand. Mentally, you were making a note to not do something this stupid for Luffy ever again. He was childish and there didn’t seem to be a point in feeling bad for someone who radiated immaturity.
Still laughing, Luffy sat up. “Okay, okay. Let’s try again.”
Before you had time to protest, before you even inhaled, he leaned in and kissed you. This one wasn’t delicate nor was it cautious. Luffy kissed you like he captained everything he did: with bold, thoughtless certainty. His lips pressed to yours firmly, warm with the heat of the bonfire and the night. He lingered a moment longer than you expected. When he pulled back, his gaze flicked to your lips, thoughtful. “Your mouth tastes like…Fruit? I dunno,”
You blinked at him, barely able to speak, because your pulse was still thundering at the suddenness of it all. Your lips stung of the sake that he drank just moments before, tasting it slightly as your tongue touched your inner lip. Luffy had always been clingy and touching you wasn't out of the ordinary, but the way he was looking at you in this moment was so different. You were taken aback by his sudden forwardness and assertiveness. There was a difference to him when he stayed only a few inches away from your face, like he was inspecting something. Concentration was the only word that came to your mind. His thumb found its way to your lower lip, slightly pulling down the skin.
“Whatever it is, It’s good,” he chuckled out lowly, almost to himself. Then, with a smile, he leaned in again but only this time, you met him halfway. You opened your lips just slightly, leading in a simple locking of the lips. The kiss deepened, sloppy, wet and slow at first. It was as if he wanted to take his time to understand this feeling but your stomach flipped all over. He had no idea what he was doing even though he was trying to lead. Luckily, you knew how to work around his mess, eventually taking the lead. One of his hands braced in the sand near your knee, his breath warm against your skin, and the other one grabbed the side of your face. There was an earnestness to him, a bright, innocent curiosity that made the kiss feel like some small, miraculous discovery. You felt the warmth of him roll through you, sinking deeper than the fire’s glow. Then somewhere behind you, a shout went up.
“WHAT THE HELL!?” Usopp’s voice shattered the quiet like a poorly aimed firework. You and Luffy broke apart in surprise. You flicked your head towards the bonfire, your face felt like it was on fire. Across the flames, the entire crew had frozen mid-chaos. The crew swarmed with a series of cheering, hooting, and teasing. Just a result of a night that only got more interesting. And beside you, Luffy grinned, wide and proud. A tidal wave of reactions crashed toward you, to which you covered your face with both hands as your blush reached catastrophic levels.
This cannot be happening right now.
“Why are you all yellin?” Luffy blinked at them, baffled. Only he would react as if you two weren’t just making out in front of everyone. You knew it was incredibly stupid and yet, your heart had gotten the better of you.
“See?” he said softly over the commotion, nudging your shoulder.
“I get Sanji now. Kissing is fun!”
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The night eventually thinned into something quieter. The bonfire guttered low, the embers soft and pulsing like the last heartbeat of a dragon settling into sleep. One by one, the crew toppled their way back to the ship to go reside in their sleeping quarters. Even the most determined drinkers surrendered to exhaustion, sprawled across blankets. You tried to sleep, you really did, but you just could not after all of that. You kept replaying the situation over and over in your head: the kiss, the crew’s faces, it all burned into the back of your skull.
You slipped out of your quarters once their noise dissolved into snores and murmured dreams. The sea breeze brushed your face, cooling the lingering heat on your skin. You told yourself you only wanted water. Something grounding. Something not shaped like the memory of Luffy’s mouth on yours. You shook your head as if you were dealing with the worst hangover ever. Except, it was simply just feeling like a complete degenerate. You couldn’t come to terms with the fact that you liked kissing him.
Just the thought of kissing Luffy truly made you hot. You padded toward the kitchen, expecting solitude and silence. Instead, as you stepped inside, the dark stirred. You quickly turned on the lights and saw him again. Luffy was leaning against the counter, his mouth full of some snack he managed to get his hands on. He looked like a racoon being caught in an act he wasn’t supposed to be in. He swallowed hard and placed his fingers in front of his lips, almost like he was telling you not to say anything. Sanji would kill him.
You rolled your eyes and walked to the kitchen sink to grab your glass of water, your body stiff with awkwardness. You filled the cup, taking a long drink, letting the cool water steady the race of your pulse. But when you lowered the cup into the sink and turned around, Luffy was already moving toward you. He came closer with that effortless confidence he carried everywhere- headfirst, certain, never second-guessing a thing. He stopped just in front of you, close enough that his warmth drifted across your skin.
“What?” You choked out, your body stepped back instinctively. Your lower back hit the counter, making a soft thud against your clothes. He leaned over, his smile just as big and gummy as usual as his hands rested on the behind you. You were practically pinned and the way he was looking at you, you could have sworn he was eyeing a snack. “What are you doing?”
“Imma kiss you again, duh!” Luffy chuckled, trying to lean against your lips but your hand shot up to your mouth. He stopped briefly, tilting his head. Your face was flushed at this point, the coolness of the water that was in your system was essentially useless.
“That’s not-Luffy, you can’t just decide we’re going to kiss again!” Disbelief flooded over you because he was viewing this as such a casual thing, not a single drop of a flushed hue coating his cheeks. How could he not be flustered over this and how was he this bold to even attempt something like that again? His eyes widened innocently, the corners of his mouth perching to the side in disappointment.
“Awh, why not?”
“Because kissing isn’t-” You flailed one hand. “-something you just do whenever you feel like it!” He stared at you for what felt like a lifetime, a hum fluttering from his lips. It was as if you saw the gears working in his head and you kind of imagined if smoke was going to spout from his ears since he was thinking so hard.
“But I liked it. And you kissed me first so,” he added matter-of-factly.
“I-I only did that because you asked!”
“Yeah, but now I know I like it,”
You shut your eyes for a moment, trying to gather your thoughts that were scattering like startled birds. It felt like there was a bundle of bees in your chest with how fast your heart was pounding. You looked at him, carefully, because you didn’t know how to explain how this wasn’t something you two should indulge in.
“Luffy… listen,” You began, your throat dry. “Earlier already caused enough chaos. The crew is going to make a huge deal about this. And randomly asking me to make out in the middle of the night is a bad idea.”
“I wanna kiss you again. Like the second time,” He inched closer, practically touching his forehead against yours. No acknowledgement of what you told him, and that was so like him. He didn’t see it as a bad idea and he was making that clear. Luffy’s voice softened just a fraction, honest and nearly raw. Your mouth went dry and your lips quivered slightly because you saw the glimmer in his eyes staring right at your lips.
“I don’t get all that stuff you said,” he went on, slightly waving one hand vaguely. “About something special and embarrassing or whatever. I’m not good at thinking about that kind of stuff.” He pointed at your chest. “You are.”
His hand hovered near your waist. Not touching, but close enough that it stirred warmth along your skin. Then he kissed you again, setting fire to the heat that was boiling in your stomach. No hesitation. No warning. Just Luffy being Luffy: direct, fearless, and completely certain of what he wanted.
His lips met yours with a confidence he hadn’t shown earlier. Testing the connection with a few gentle pecks, before getting firmer as he adjusted to the rhythm of your breath. He kissed you like he was discovering something new, something exciting, the same way he reacted to strange islands or unusual creatures. Your fingers curled into the edge fabric of his shirt before you even meant to. His body pressed closer, warmth blooming everywhere he touched. He made a soft noise in his throat, low and satisfied, when you kissed him back. He pulled back only a fraction, noses brushing.
“You taste good, Like… I dunno. Somethin’ good.” he said, voice a bit breathless. A genuine note of wonder flickered through his tone. You could barely breathe, your eyes only being able to focus on his lips.
“Chapstick,” You huffed out, your face burned. “It’s just my chapstick.”
“Ohhhh.” He blinked. “I like it, keep wearing that,”
A tiny laugh escaped you before you could stop it. You just couldn’t understand him, no matter how hard you tried. No one, including you, could predict him. He was always thinking more than he let on, harder some days than others. For this particular moment, there were no thoughts but impulse.
“See? You like it too!” He grinned, triumphant. Even though his face wasn’t as red as yours, he loved watching you squirm. Luffy loved winning fights and he knew he was winning this one with you.
“I wanna do it again,” he said simply. “So I’m gonna. Because I’m the captain. My way goes.”
Your heartbeat tripped, you were practically a hot mess. Breath staggered, exhausted, but beneath it was wanting. He kissed you again. This one was hungrier. Not in Sanji’s dramatic, poetic sense but in Luffy’s pure, uncomplicated way. Hungry the way he always was for anything that thrilled him, anything that sparked adventure. Hungry in a way that pulled you in helplessly. Your back pressed to the sink even more, causing you to let out a small gasp. A hand finally settled at your waist, like a latch that was warm and firm, fingers curling as if he was anchoring himself to the moment. His other hand braced beside your head, steady and strong. Because he meant it when he said he was going to do it. He always got his way and you wanted to let him.
Especially when he was hungry.
Heaven
REALITY CHECK❕️ ── lee heeseung
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✸ ── “holy shit? I must be dreaming because when did such fine men exist in real life”
PAIRING ›non-idol! heeseung x fem! reader
SYNOPSIS › Shocked by the sudden revelations, yn realizes that she has been pulled into another world belonging to her favourite reverse-harem novel as the female lead’s best friend. Content with her new life, she excitedly watches from the sidelines knowing every single encounter in the novel would be unravelling right in front of her. However, as time goes on, she slowly comes to the horrifying realization that the characters she seemingly idolized are not who they seem to be.
GENRE › social media au, isekai-type au, high school au, fluff, angst, stranger to lovers (ish), crack
WARNINGS ›profanity, mentions of school violence, ignore timestamps, I’m not that funny I’m sorry (more to be added in specific chapters)
AUTHOR’S NOTE › hello hi! this is my first smau on this account! Please note that this is a work of fiction and is in no way affiliated with heeseung or the other enhypen members.
STATUS › ongoing (TAGLIST OPEN)
── PROLOGUE
✰ PROFILES
[ 1 ] — LOVE OPERATION CREW!
[ 2 ] — PLOT ARMOUR FAVS
✰ CHAPTERS
ONE — DEATH COUNTDOWN
TWO — CHILLAX BITCH BOY
THREE — DETECTIVE ERA
FOUR — YOU’LL BE THE DEATH OF ME
FIVE — ROYALLY FUCKED UP
SIX — HMM HOW ODD
SEVEN — NO BIG DEAL
EIGHT — MATCHMAKING ANGEL
NINE — TRIGGERING VIOLENCE
TEN — ON MY MIND
ELEVEN — WE HAD A DEAL
TWELVE — GOODNIGHT YN
THIRTEEN — WAIT, THIS IS KINDA WEIRD
FOURTEEN — DO ME A FAVOUR
FIFTEEN — HAG HUMOR
SIXTEEN — IT’S PLATONIC!
SEVENTEEN — VALENTINE’S DAY
EIGHTEEN — LOL YUI FLOP
NINETEEN — A LOT TO UNPACK
TWENTY — GENIUS SUNOO
TWENTY ONE — HEESEUNG = FUN GUY!
TWENTY TWO — YN WAKE UP
TWENTY THREE — TAKE THIS DOWN
TWENTY FOUR — SO SELFISH
TWENTY FIVE — CHOCOLATE CRAYONS
TWENTY SIX — WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
TWENTY SEVEN — MANIPULATION = KEY TO SUCCESS
TWENTY EIGHT — YOU’RE A MONSTER
TWENTY NINE — DELULU MAN
THIRTY — REVEAL
THIRTY ONE — THE NOTEBOOK
THIRTY TWO —
+ more to come
TAGLIST
@msxflower @dearhee @95fxcks @ahnneyong @enhasolace @navsnct @hyukabean @chocolate-peachcandy @seungkwan-s @cyuuupid @jeno-smilez @exatse @articxari @sbnchaos @jangwonie @paragonofroyalty @dreamenvi @flower-lise @jaylaxies @igotkpoops @user103843 @kyeongvbs @mavlogist @tsukilluminatednights @i-yeseo @gloomysunny @m00nylup1n @harperwasstaken1 @ckline35 @uwudaizy @faiirybread @luvdokja @bigtoewinwin @2bbang-hoon @chimajeyn @junnniiieee07 @stopeatread @lublycho @skyvwonie @captivq @nyfwyeonjun @ctrlemis @mybabywearschanel @tsubasshi @haerinism @iamminnie @iichaeyj @solxrssun @maybee-may @kimmchijjajang
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