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[garbagecanfics]

new username bc why not

carisilover —> garbagecanfics

i will also possiblyyyyy be posting criminal minds fics now if i ever get around to writing again so BE WARNED idk

svu tags:

‘sonny carisi’ ‘rafael barba’ and possibly? ‘nick amaro’ (? i honestly don’t remember)

additional tags of ‘smut’ and ‘nsfw’

and ‘mgg’ and ‘spencer reid’

filter as you wish

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[willowrosenberg1997]

alright girls post yours: https://www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/test.php

[alexstrasza]

[clints-lucky-arrow-deactivated]

[fairyysoup]

[garbagecanfics]

thought it would fun to try this lol

[garbagecanfics]

pence has a bug on his head

@jemilys

[garbagecanfics]

moderator: abortion

mikey boy: so baghdad-

@jemilys

[garbagecanfics]

i think this fits the mood for tonight. that’s why he won’t call her by her first name. only senator harris.

@jemilys

[garbagecanfics]

moderator: what’s our relationship with china currently?

pence: cool question BUT i wanna talk about a completely different thing bc the mean lady interrupted me because my time was up

@jemilys

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[imagining-in-the-margins]

Matthew Gray Gubler in quarantine (via Make-A-Wish)

it’s fine everything is fine he’s just so fucking cute and i’m going to cry

[garbagecanfics]

this probably isn’t a new thought BUT..... because mggs hand are SUPER veiny.. i wonder how veiny his 🤭 is. imagine just tracing the veins with your tongue while giving him a blowjob...

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Reid: You’re giving me a sticker?

Penelope: Not just any sticker. This is a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow” !

Reid: I am not a child.

Penelope: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Reid: No, I earned this. Back off.

[criminallyemily]

Reid has a notebook. It’s black leather and he writes in it in only with a blue fountain pen. His handwriting is scribbles, barely ledgible to even Hotch, who takes on the task of transcribing his reports (because everyone knows Reid is somewhat of a technophobe). The book is filled with his various musings, whether about a case or whichever book he’s reading at the time.

But there’s a page in the very front of the book, one that if you’re flipping through it you might skip over entirely. If you decide you want to read it cover to cover, though, before the blue scribbles on cream pages, you’d see what Reid dubbed — in bright pink letters —: “Penelope’s Page”. It’s filled with all the stickers she’s ever given him.

The first one was as a joke; he had deigned to use technology to look at a case file, only because it was full of crime scene videos, and Penelope was elated. A few of them she had stuck on his back as a dare from Morgan. He and Emily loved to bet on how long it’d take Spencer to notice. What they didn’t know is that he liked to play along, usually choosing who he wanted to win in order to keep the game going. A few of the stickers had been given when there wasn’t anything to say. When Spencer came back to work after Maeve died, Penelope would leave dinosaur stickers at his desk because it made him smile, even just for a second.

Spencer put every sticker she’d given him on that page. Some of them had even been completely covered as new stickers came. Sometimes, when the team was far away on a case, he’d take out his notebook just to look at that page, reminding him of Penelope’s joy and hopefulness and amazing hugs. That page reminds him that his friends love him and show that they care about him, even if it’s not in a traditional way.

[lil-koala]

my heart????? 🥺🥺🥺

[garbagecanfics]

You’re welcome! No one should try to get personal information off you if you don’t want to share! That’s rude and invasion of your privacy. Would they like if you tried to pry into their life and try to get information off them they don’t want to share? I swear some people are just 🙄🙄🙄 I cant man

i like you anon thanks man

[garbagecanfics]

In response to the anon: Why do you care about someone’s age?? People like to keep their privacy and some aren’t as open as others. Leave the owner of this blog alone!!! (I don’t know what your pronouns are and don’t wanna upset you calling you the wrong ones 😅)

hi! and THANK YOU! i like you anon. you’re a good person and thank you for reminding me i was planning on putting my pronouns in my bio

[garbagecanfics]

Why wont you post your real age?

i posted my age. three months!

[occultvoid]

getting buff to:

1. punch nazis

2. fight in the class uprising

3. pick up the homies bridal style

4. be a strong lady for the lesbians

[darnittumbleweed]

But imagine Spencer just reading somewhere and coming up behind him and sliding your arms around him and pressing kisses to his back

❤️

Just hugging him from behind while he reads War and Peace for the twelfth time this week.“Spence are you done reading yet, I need attention.”

“You don’t need attention, you want attention.” Reid remarks not even looking up from his book.

“Speeeence.” You whine frustrated not finding his lecture funny.

Reid snorting trying to hold back his laughter as you press kisses against his back. He can’t see you but he can tell you have that cute little pout on your lips right now.

“Just one more chapter baby, then I’m all yours.”

[emm-jayy]

do u kno who 👉👈 and ⛓ are lol

i know who 👉🏼👈🏼 is, her blog anyway. i do not know who ⛓ is

[garbagecanfics]

yeah sometimes i wasn’t able to do anon asks and since no one knows me irl through my blog and so the responses weren’t disjointed i just gave up and went off anon