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• Jessika •

[beachdeath]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like

[valkoswolf]

this is legit how it plays in my head

[casualblessings]

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

[jjsinterlude]

And your bills.

[denisefromgrovestreet]

Amen.

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And some just for yourself and personal needs

[poetiic-motion]

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

[creammmmycococenter]

And some to help those who deserve it

[chosenperspective-deactivated20]

And enough to build your savings

[inactiveart]

Nightmare eyes

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[sunflorally]

you don’t have to change your life overnight, but try to add good things to it each day.

[goyangiiart]

it’s going to rain this week

[opossumprince]

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

[opossumprince]

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

[pushing-dark-daisies]

[minuty]

[macalpeeney]

happy epilogue day

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy • reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him • dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor • had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house • accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower: • sex

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

*passionate yelling* Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN. boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy • reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him • dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor • had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house • accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower: • sex

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

*passionate yelling* Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN. boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

[marissawompler]

i really hate the whole “we’re not trying to take YOUR guns away! we just want stricter back ground checks and education!” thing bc like……wrong! i AM trying to take your guns away! me! i want them gone!! take them all!!! bye-bye guns! can’t shoot em if ya don’t have em!!!!!

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

it (2017)