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One Nice Bug Per Day
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$LAYYYTER
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DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
KIROKAZE
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
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@gardensofcanaan
Nemesis/Nem ◇ 26 ◇ he/him ◇ Bi
Artist, writer, effeminate goth king. I love spooky shit, esoterica, historical fashion, monsters, surreal horror, and silly colorful fantasy settings.
Fandoms I am most into right now: Knight Rider, Kaijudo, The Magnus Archives
SEMI-EXHAUSTIVE LIST OF MEDIA I ENJOY UNDER CUT.
this callout couldve been a block button
this callout couldve been a private conversation
mutuals do this
That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.
oh my little baby.boy
da di da di Dadi dadi
oh mylittle bsby boy
m boy
my joy
siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid
the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw
Ya'll forgot my favourite one
That's an angel
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
hearts <3
If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon
you do have to be careful though like being naked in front of your window is alright but do not for any reason ever sit in front of a window at night brushing, wrapping, braiding, or otherwise carefully maintaining your lovely hair bc some vampire or elf or opera phantom might be falling in love with you from afar and then he's gonna make it your fucking problem.
It's quite romantic if you really think about it. You "desert" your kind to stand by someone, working with/for them for roughly 20 years. Interacting with them on a closeness level unheard of since ancient times. Providing them with every resource they could ask for, talking them up to your superiors to further your shared agenda in conspiring against them. Being their personal bodyguard and guide across the other side of the veil. Very interesting. Much to think about.
Have you seen Kaijudo (2012-2013)?
Yes
Partially
No, but I've heard of it
Never heard of it
Watch Kaijudo
I'm Not Asking
let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind j esters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
this post contains:
2 clowns!
2 mimes!
2 jesters!
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THAT-
that is coheed and cambria. That is the man who wrote the song.
Its mr coheed and cambria
The best part is that I do not know this song, I do not know this guy, but the expression on his face as you watch the video immediately tells you that he is the guy and that is his song she's talking about.
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Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits
