Mizé

he/him — I am an adult and this blog is 18+ — ask to tag — icon by @kolinar (now defunct blog, I know) - oh my fucking god I am 20 years old what the fuck what the hell

[storm-of-feathers]

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

[ripkord-sims]

do y’all remember when sharing personal details online was a bad thing

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[demilypyro]

do not try to date dragon girls they WILL see you as part of their hoard and get jealous and burn other people

[demilypyro]

do not try to date demon girls they WILL require you to sign a contract first and it WILL doom you in some way

[demilypyro]

do NOT date demon dragon hybrid girls they WILL get jealous when you sign other people's contracts

[thepleasuregoblin]

This is getting too complicated I'm just gonna fuck an elf or something

[demilypyro]

do NOT date elf girls they're ASSHOLES

[demilypyro]

they're not sexy mean they're just racist

[allaneddem]

Guess it's the dwarf girl then.

[demilypyro]

yeah you can date dwarf girls

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[rocketbirdie]

uh huh. you sure about that?

[eclrrtwo]

Evil evil crushes

[pangur-and-grim]

I can't handle this

[pangur-and-grim]

remember?? how it used to be?

[pukicho]

Alright it makes sense now. I understand what I am doing

[phenixdubs]

You might be the only one that does?

[mi-toki-pona-e-sina-sin]

Pona, ni li lon sona lon tenpo ni. mi sona e pali mi

ken la sina li jan sona taso pi pali sina

[homosexualpigeon]

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

[vesperosy]

finishing off witch hat spam with some doodles from the other week because I Am Always Thinking About Them

[bluesnailsstuff]

todays pkmn doodles

[foone]

How many "wa"s?

awa

awawa

awawawa

awawawawa

awawawawawa

awawawawawawa

awawawawawawawa

awawawawawawawawa

awawawawawawawawawa

awawawawawawawawawawa

awawawawawawawawawawawa

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Voting ended onMay 22

[foone]

wow awawawawawawawawawawawa came very close to winning, but nope, the official answer is awawa

[oyasuuh]

lazy doodle

[cosmicretreat]

Nichelle Nichols on the set of Star Trek (1966-1969)

[watermelonolemretaw]

translating things into toki pona is so serotonin-inducing because you have to ask yourself "how the hell do i translate snake" and your brain just goes "it's a string lizard. obviously"