[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[hotvampireadjacent]

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

[garfielddreamsimulator]

i just know it feels good as fuuuuck to run with a double suspension gait

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[creekfiend]

in general i find that so few people understand how relevant the concept of injustice is to their own lives, and it's a huge problem in any kind of organizing because of the degree of awareness building it requires to even make people cognizant of the injustice they themselves have personally have faced.

people just are so trained and primed to blame themselves for any type of failure, because the systems that produce that failure are rendered invisible to us, and because failure is aggressively frame as the result of Personal Defect in our society.

MY GRAND UNIFYING THEORY OF FAILURE, FOR REAL. FELLOW FAILURES! GET MAD!

[creekfiend]

failure is framed by default as the result of Personal Defect Or Shortcoming unless there is sufficient convincing (to whom?) evidence otherwise

i would argue we should consider failure, by default, to be the natural and intended outcome of the way institutions are set up.

[garfielddreamsimulator]

Blue feigning death beetle reddit is so fucking funny because several times a day someone will post “is my beetle dead? he hasn’t moved in several hours :/“ like actually i think it might be doing something else

[molabuddy]

[bobbole]

Louis Wain, The Wedding

[apolladay]

Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 2

I don't mean like when baby animals and/or pets play fight/nip at you.

[sh4rkguts]

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[multifandom-fanfic-writer]

this is how sharks stay smooth

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

[lavenderlion]

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

[byjove]

I am pro-accredited aquariums and zoos. My posts critiquing the animal rights movement are blowing up right now and I just want to come out and say definitively that I appreciate zoos and aquariums allowing the public to view wild animals without potentially disturbing them in their natural habitat or resorting to the illegal exotic pet trade. It is valuable for conservation purposes and many aquariums/zoos take unreleasable wildlife and host breeding programs for endangered species. They are not just institutions for human amusement, they are integral to maintaining public interest and studying the ecology and biology of the animals contained within.

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[contentedreader]