moved

not deactivating so i can keep it for archival purposes 👍

[garfleas]

inactive

I’ve moved blogs bc i felt overwhelmed so feel free 2 unfollow this one. i’m not gonna delete it cause it has stuff i like and it’s too much effort to export it all somewhere else

also using the same sideblogs so my art blog is still @catb-y which i don’t really use bc i haven’t made anything recently lol

[garfleas]

inactive

I’ve moved blogs bc i felt overwhelmed so feel free 2 unfollow this one. i’m not gonna delete it cause it has stuff i like and it’s too much effort to export it all somewhere else

also using the same sideblogs so my art blog is still @catb-y which i don’t really use bc i haven’t made anything recently lol

[garfleas]

you arent supposed to mix those!!!!!

my brain turned off and forgot everything i learned in home ec but its ok i survived 👍

[garfleas]

my phone smelled like hair bleach because i touched it while bleaching my hair so i wiped down my phone with lysol so now my phone smells like hair bleach and lysol and to be honest i think it's giving me a headache

[wavetapper]

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

[evilvillain123456789]

yes sir, your daughter’s lobotomy was a success. she will never utter a coherent sentence ever again in her life. i also performed a complimentary nose job that i’m sure you’ll appreciate 

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Kennedy Family Voicemail

[rubysapphrald]

[foodandfriends]

(-_-) (^_^) (>_<) <- the girls

[sunhanded]

tumblrina dentist flossing my teeth: sorry about the blood in your mouth I wish it were mine

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

[rabbitmotifs]

[babeymac]

[nostrem]

the real problem is people still use apple products

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

somebody here is posting from the mirror dimension

[louisxxviii]

[thethirdbear]

[satanfemme]

having a jigsaw moment about internet users again. hang on.

[satanfemme]

Hello, Elliot. You are a culturely Christian athiest who hasn't so much as attended a church service since the 7th grade. Half of your theological knowledge is based on the tv show "Good Omens", and the other half off "Supernatural" seasons 1-5. Yet, on your social media of choice, you often post about "biblically accurate angels" - wheels with many eyes - describing them as "creepy", "cryptid-core", and "gender envy". Not only that, but when somebody else posts about what you would call a "classical angel", you just can't help yourself but to correct them on what angels really looked like in the bible, kindly educating them with your pretentious "little known" fact. Or so you thought.

Before you is a simple matching game. If you know as much about angelology as you claim, Elliot, this should be simple. Line up the card describing an angel's appearance and role under G*d, with their matching name and place on the Christian angel hierarchy. Get all 9 correct, and you get to live. If you get even one of these wrong, however, and reveal that you have been spreading nothing but lies and half-truths about religion to make yourself feel superior on the internet... consider this your sunday school education.

*video footage switches to a short clip depicting a maniquin head getting hit with a bible at full speed, decimating instantly. footage switches back to the puppet*.

But don't worry, Elliot, I'll give you one hint: only one kind of angel is, sometimes, depicted as wheels in the Christian mythos, dumbass. Good luck.

[hoofpeet]