I just got the best dang chicken tenders

I once tried to impress the other kids at my birthday party by sliding across a park bench trying to look real cool resulting in splinters to be lodged in my country hams.

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[dialogonelbuio]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[thorodinson]

[reminders-and-souvenirs]

[birdasaurus]

Fanny.B

[cosmicretreat]

[rylandgraces]

SEND HELP — 2026, dir. Sam Raimi

[sandmandaddy69]

[food-in-the-morning]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[phantom-threaded]

TRAINSPOTTING (1996), dir. Danny Boyle

[bestpinkfloyd]

[oculoplanias]

[d--r--a]

[cavalheirobr]

Tito Merello Vilar

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]