Master of Destruction

[garmadon-destruction]

Hello!

My name is Garmadon, I'm the Elemental Master of Destruction

My niece and nephew convinced me to get on this app, they say I'm "out of touch with the world". Which is rather rude of them if you ask me.

My pronouns are He/Him, and I am a bisexual man.

What else am I meant to put here?

DNI: My exes, the mean ones (you know who you are...)

OOC:

This blog is run by: @food-u

Context for this AU:

Wu was bitten by the snake instead of Garmadon, some things went the same, others very much didn't.

Poke around and find out. He may act sad, but I shall be grinning my face off.

[death-of-an-oni]

Are you old enough to be on Tumblr?

-@garmadon-destruction

Of course I am, im 29- ...wait a minute- DAD?! 😟

[garmadon-destruction]

Dad?

How many people across the multiverse are my children...

I'm sorry, I may look like your father, but I am not him. It's is nice to meet you, in any case. I am Master Garmadon.

[death-of-an-oni]

...I figured you weren't my universe's Garmadon since you look completely different. Honestly I only recognized you as this because Ive seen photos, holy...

*ahem* anyway- uhh, nice to meet you aswell. My name is Xavier.

This feels weird...

[garmadon-destruction]

From your provided picture I presume you are my biological son? Well, not my son pre-say. I have no son. At least not anymore... But you are the son of Garmadon, no?

[death-of-an-oni]

That is correct, yes. Lloyd's twin. I assume youve met a couple versions of him...

[garmadon-destruction]

I have. He seemed like a kind young man. Reminded me much of my son and brother.

Would you say the two of you are alike?

[death-of-an-oni]

Yeah. I mean we're opposites sometimes, like yin and yang but we're pretty close and we have a couple things in common.

Though, I haven't seen him in...quite some time...not since the merge at least.

[garmadon-destruction]

Similar to me and my brother.

He had an aching for the darker side of things, but we were still very close.

[death-of-an-oni]

Are you old enough to be on Tumblr?

-@garmadon-destruction

Of course I am, im 29- ...wait a minute- DAD?! 😟

[garmadon-destruction]

Dad?

How many people across the multiverse are my children...

I'm sorry, I may look like your father, but I am not him. It's is nice to meet you, in any case. I am Master Garmadon.

[death-of-an-oni]

...I figured you weren't my universe's Garmadon since you look completely different. Honestly I only recognized you as this because Ive seen photos, holy...

*ahem* anyway- uhh, nice to meet you aswell. My name is Xavier.

This feels weird...

[garmadon-destruction]

From your provided picture I presume you are my biological son? Well, not my son pre-say. I have no son. At least not anymore... But you are the son of Garmadon, no?

[death-of-an-oni]

That is correct, yes. Lloyd's twin. I assume youve met a couple versions of him...

[garmadon-destruction]

I have. He seemed like a kind young man. Reminded me much of my son and brother.

Would you say the two of you are alike?

[death-of-an-oni]

Are you old enough to be on Tumblr?

-@garmadon-destruction

Of course I am, im 29- ...wait a minute- DAD?! 😟

[garmadon-destruction]

Dad?

How many people across the multiverse are my children...

I'm sorry, I may look like your father, but I am not him. It's is nice to meet you, in any case. I am Master Garmadon.

[death-of-an-oni]

...I figured you weren't my universe's Garmadon since you look completely different. Honestly I only recognized you as this because Ive seen photos, holy...

*ahem* anyway- uhh, nice to meet you aswell. My name is Xavier.

This feels weird...

[garmadon-destruction]

From your provided picture I presume you are my biological son? Well, not my son pre-say. I have no son. At least not anymore... But you are the son of Garmadon, no?

[garmadon-destruction]

My nephew has stolen the television remote...

[death-of-an-oni]

Are you old enough to be on Tumblr?

-@garmadon-destruction

Of course I am, im 29- ...wait a minute- DAD?! 😟

[garmadon-destruction]

Dad?

How many people across the multiverse are my children...

I'm sorry, I may look like your father, but I am not him. It's is nice to meet you, in any case. I am Master Garmadon.

[garmadon-destruction]

There is this news report I am rather fond of...

His name is Vinny Folson. I find myself dropping activities just to watch his reports.

It has been a long time since I've had feelings towards someone.

[tech-whiz-sora]

Hello, Sora.

Are there any foods you are rather fond of? I am the guardian of two people around your age who was decided they now hate my cooking, and apparently have for the past many years we've been together.

I'm looking to improve the number of meals I can make.

-@garmadon-destruction

[Sora is currently unavailable for questioning]

Hehehe! Ooh! Who's this asking?

[garmadon-destruction]

Oh… Alright.

I’m Garmadon. It’s nice to meet you.

What might your name be?

[garmadon-destruction]

I made the choice to pick up a cook book today. Since the kids have been hating my cooking, I'll just try something new.

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[garmmontgomery]

I made you a pot pie.

By that I mean my children refuse to eat, so some has to.

It may be just a tiny little bit burnt.

-@garmadon-destruction

Only a little burnt ☹️ I really prefer my food on the brink of turning to ash, but I guess I’ll eat it anyway.

[garmadon-destruction]

Can I just not cook well...

[garmadon-destruction]

I got an email stating that a prince in Shintaro requires my aid...

He is asking for money, but I honestly think it would be best if I went and paid him a visit. I have been meaning to return since I last went there with my friend Lily. Perhaps I should get her a postcard...

[garmadon-destruction]

Sorry, I lost my password for a while there...

I had to get my niece to reset it for me... I would be lost without her.

[garmadon-destruction]

The nephew is upset I don't talk about him more on here.

I consider this his punishment for getting me on the accursed site.

[garmmontgomery]

Do you have an understand of how to use Tumblr?

I've asked a number of people, both on and offline, no one has explained well.

I thought who better to ask than myself. Even if you are evil and I am not.

-@garmadon-destruction

I only post my most deep and intellectual thoughts, which are all of them.

Care to join our Garmy (garmadon army, obviously)? We hope to one day conquer the universe

[garmadon-destruction]

...

Must I take part in the conquering? That is not something I'm interested in, but I also would like to make friends.

If I can sit out from the more violent parts of your "Garmy", I will join.

[garmmontgomery]

… I suppose that is ok.

As long as you bring cookies to group therapy

[garmadon-destruction]

I'll have my niece and nephew help decorate them.

[garmmontgomery]

Do you have an understand of how to use Tumblr?

I've asked a number of people, both on and offline, no one has explained well.

I thought who better to ask than myself. Even if you are evil and I am not.

-@garmadon-destruction

I only post my most deep and intellectual thoughts, which are all of them.

Care to join our Garmy (garmadon army, obviously)? We hope to one day conquer the universe

[garmadon-destruction]

...

Must I take part in the conquering? That is not something I'm interested in, but I also would like to make friends.

If I can sit out from the more violent parts of your "Garmy", I will join.

[evil-overlord-garmie]

...

...

...

There is no way in all of the Realms that we are the same person.

-@garmadon-destruction

You would be quite surprised, other me...

However, I appreciate you contacting me.

(I should make a list of all of the alternate versions of me-)

[garmadon-destruction]

Are you the version of me with children I hear about without end on this website?