Data Suggestions

I am just a miniscule Android, I find I cannot change that. . . . 《main @schwing-alicious》

[quilt-giving]

I finished the quilt I’m gifting to my daughter. She is having her first baby., I have not washed this yet. It still has chaulk lines. I am pleased how this turned out.

[beezusjones]

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s like every week something weird happens.

[tubofgoodthings]

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

[starryoak]

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

[nonotimetoulouse]

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

[stra-tek]

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

[overseer-picard]

“Attention crew, the entire senior staff is leaving to go find Commander Data in 1870’s San Francisco. We don’t know when we will return. Please direct all questions to Lieutenant Worf. He’s staying for obvious reasons. Picard out.”

[alverrann]

“Attention crew, Lwaxana Troi will be beaming aboard shortly. That is all.”

[null-doesnothing]

[memewhore]

[myfaveisnormal]

[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

[mossdftba]

[destielmemenews]

"The Committee said on Tuesday that its newly-published report is the first output from a series of meetings exploring what a united Ireland would mean and examines the current economic relationship between the jurisdictions on the island and the potential of the all-island economy.

The report, the Committee said, goes on to examine the cost of a united Ireland and makes the case for planning and preparation for a united Ireland to begin."

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[gerhardtz]

[varlysca]

let's fucking gooooo omg

[sadistic-softie-deactivated2025]

Confession:

I FUCKING LOVE DATA SOONG

That is all.

[dat4l0re]

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

DATA from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

[mcspirkmindmeld]

boys. you are debriefing in front of your captain. maybe sit a little far away?

hello?? the space between geordi and riker sends me

[steakout-deactivated20250923]

in love with how Data runs across the screen back to his station like a fucking cryptid in episode 24

[shiftythrifting]

Shia Lebouf as Dr Who?

and only $2!

[rowanjasper]

This is artist Brandon Bird!!

[rowanjasper]

He also did this

Brandon Bird is the voice of a generation

Brandon Bird: The Store

Original artwork, prints, posters, iPhone cases, greeting cards, and more from the artist Brandon Bird.

[shiftythrifting]

Brandon Bird is the real deal for physical shitpost merchandise, if he ever stops doing the Jonathan Frakes calendars idk what I will do with my life. He's an incredible artist.

[data2364]

[soong-type-husband]

I just eternally screamed at Brent interacting with small child

I’m crying its too cute

[captain-jams]

REJOICE!! SPOT BE UPON YE

[cetos-tide]

Whoever tf Lore is better be running

[rraaaarrl]

A while ago a post came across my dash about how Data, Geordi and Spot would be perfectly comfortable sitting in the dark because technically none of them need light to see, and how this probably freaked people out at least once. Imagine stepping into a room, it's pitch black except for ....👀

That's been in the back of my mind ever since.

(and I lost the post I swear I had it saved in my drafts but no, anyone know the post I'm referencing??? 😭)

Anyway, here is a gif also:

[datastartrek]

Happy Flat Fuck Friday everybody, Data is celebrating today as well