Half-assed Bullshit

Exactly What It Says On The Tin. 3DS Friend Code: 2681-0590-9103

[garnet-shortpants]

I think I need to stop talking

[yakuouji-deactivated20150319]

reblog this and i’ll submit you a chibi like this based on your blog:

[garnet-shortpants]

So in other news my mother is cheering for California Chrome to win the triple crown

Two down, one to go. I don't follow horse racing, but considering what she's told me about his background and what I've found online about it, I'll be quite interested in seeing if he manages to do it.

[suigintou]

this theme is actually a binding spell that, when put on someone’s blog, causes them to only make bad posts

[garnet-shortpants]

Yes hello you were looking for me correct? .3.

[garnet-shortpants]

So I was on my ask/rp blog when I saw what appeared to be a bit of drama going on about what makes an ask/rp blog character 'canon'

I just had to share my thoughts on the stuff. My personal opinion on it is that, in all fairness, none of the characters that have ask or rp blogs on this site are canon unless the person running the blog is the one who created the character and owns the thing they originated from in the first place. I have run a (now inactive) co-owned ask blog and currently run another one by myself, both for Kirby characters who originate in canon. I refer to them as being AU counterparts, because, though their stories, genders, names, appearances, and so on more or less adhere to the official game canon and what happened in it, the personalities they have been given, events they have been through, and so on, were created by me - A simple fan of the series. None of it is canon to the actual games, just as any other ask or rp blog is not. For it to really be canon, you would have to be the one who created their character and their game or book or movie or anything in the first place. Paintcia of just-another-painter is more or less as she is in the games - Female, an artist, pink hair, striped orange cape with red trim, red hat, yellow bows, blue scarf thing, golden eyes and buttons, paint on her brush-like legs. She fought Kirby on his way to rescue Dedede. Her sister is Drawcia, and the two were separated at birth - Not even aware that they were sisters until a few months ago. Her name is canon, at least in the original Japanese. In spite of all this, however, she is not canon - For her to be canon, I would have had to made her. I would have to own the rights to her character. And even then, she isn't. She has no personality in the game - The most we know is that she is a painting, has a sister and was separated at birth from her, was left unnoticed for years until she came to life, and then proceeded to vow revenge on the world. This is not my Paintcia. They are similar, yes, but my Paintcia is different to the one in canon - She never vowed revenge, is not a painting (Rather, she's a paintbrush). She eventually met her sister. She lost her home in Lollipop Land and wound up staying in Treat Land because the fourth wall of her universe is nonexistent. She is constantly clashing with Queen Sectonia and Yin-Yarn. Her backstory is different - Yes, she is still essentially an inanimate object that was somehow brought to life, but her story is different. As a kid she befriended a Waddle Dee, a Cappy, and a Chilly, all of whom eventually abandoned her for reasons I'm still waiting for people to figure out. She is not canon. None of this happened in canon. For her to be canon, I would have to own the rights to her character, retcon what was said about her in the games, and make all of this and more true. None of these characters anyone uses are canon, regardless of how closely they adhere. They all have something different about them, be it personality, story, or anything else. Any event that happens to them, be it so simple as meeting someone they never met in the games, books, movies, tv show, or anything else, makes them non canon. For them to be canon, everything that happens would have to go exactly as it does in their work of origin. Nothing new can happen to them. They cannot have anything different about them. And where would be the fun in that? So anyone saying that a given character someone uses can't be something because it's not canon can stuff it. None of them are canon. Did Taranza have a daughter named Sylvia with a Sectonia dating a yarn sorcerer because some grey person with shades on used magic to cause it in canon? Of course not. Did Storo ever actually die in the games? Nope. Do Magolor's ears essentially work like dicks in the games? If so, we most certainly don't know about it. Does Paintcia have a music-themed Mirror Counterpart named Lyra who hates her guts and would love to see her dead in Kirby Triple Deluxe? I highly doubt it. None of them are canon. You want to make your character who was male or female in the canon work something else? Go for it. You want to have your character wind up in a relationship they never had in their work of origin? Feel free. You want to change up their backstory or their personality or appearance or something? Hell yeah, variety for the win. You want to have them meet and interact with someone they never did in their original work? Fuck yeah, throw them at everyone. None of it is canon. We didn't make their games, their books, their movies, their animes, their mangas, their shows. None of it. And that is perfectly okay.

[strawbuneary-deactivated2019082]

SHINY MUDKIP GIVEAWAY!!!

You can even nickname the little fella!

Giveaway ends May, 31st! This little meme could be yours by the end of the month!

If the winner doesn’t respond in 5 days then I’ll choose a new winner

Rules:

you have to be following me

Reblog as many times as you want

Likes don’t count

Giveaway blogs will be disqualified

[garnet-shortpants]

So aside from random half-assed pictures of Fort Williams I doodled really shitty things during bio and I really shouldn't be allowed on this site any more because damn

[garnet-shortpants]

So besides that kite tree there's like a bunch of these things around there and the hole in this one looks almost like a person sitting down like what the fuck It says not to go in but dammit I really want to know what's in there because seriously I'm not sure if the quality is good enough for you guys to see but if you go there in person you can like see the head and the legs and the shoulders and the torso and just what the shit It's a little person shaped hole and I feel a strong urge to go in there with a flashlight one day and just check it out

[garnet-shortpants]

So I forgot to post this yesterday but while we were at the park for photography I didn't have film so I took pictures on my iPad instead And there was this tree with a bunch of kites and stuff so I thought I'd post it because why not

[ultrafagatron]

HOEN CONFIRMED GIVE AWAY PART 2

Gardevoir: Level 50  -  Nature: Modest  -  MAX IV’s: 5 (minus ATK)

Metagross: Level 50  -  Nature Adamant  -  MAX IV’s: 5 (minus SPATK)

RULES

Like: 1 entry  -  Reblog: 1 entry  -  Follow: 1 entry

(you may enter as many times as you wish!)

THERE WILL BE 2 WINNERS

ENDS MAY 22nd 2014

[sizvideos]

Reginald D Hunter on Ireland - Videeo

[alone-in-leeds-again]

It’s entirely true. Dear god.

[askboxmemes]

Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now (Anonymous or Not)

[garnet-shortpants]

So I've been holding off on beating KTD until my British friend gets it but I got bored and started playing it some more earlier and I just I don't know I just This has to be a euphemism for something. It just has to be.

[garnet-shortpants]

So anyway that was certainly something

Not sure what to think about this. I can't imagine it'll be permanent, but even so xB

[lilrussiandoll]

SHINY UXIE/MESPRIT/AZELF GIVEAWAY

There will be three winners, the first winner takes home the Pokemon of their choice, the second winner takes home one of the two and the third winner takes the remaining Pokemon! Rules: ✿ Mbf me ✿ No giveaway blogs! ✿ Must be comfortable trading FC with me! ✿ Reblog/Like as many times as you want! ✿ The giveaway will end on the 7/July/14 & the winner will be picked with a random generator!

*I will be doing giveaways of several other legendaries back to back, be on the lookout ♡

[garnet-shortpants]

1-10?

1. What is you middle name?Layne2. How old are you?Really 700 a Years Old3. What is your birthday?November 304. What is your zodiac sign?Sun: SagittariusMoon: SagittariusRising: LeoChinese: Ox5. What is your favorite color?Blues of any shade and black.6. What's your lucky number?Anything ending in 3 or 7.7. Do you have any pets?Five chickens, three cats.8. Where are you from?The land of long, freezing winters, humid, boiling-to-death summers, and about two days of fall and two days of spring per year....And also lobster, which is good.9. How tall are you?Short10. What shoe size are you?Small

[garnet-shortpants]

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color are your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?