[garnetwild]

can.... can I come back here?

[garnetwild]

                           Inclining  cheek  upon  hand,   oversight  is  OVERT  ;  foretelling  reaction  to  the  provided  nutrients.    ❛    it’s  paprikash,    ❜    AMBIGUITY  —  had  Steve  departed  the  two  as  children,   or  child  and  protector ??    nonetheless,   responsibility  is  THRUST  upon  the  eldest.   Paprikash  bared  nostalgia,   reministant  of  childhood  ;  professedly  SUITABLE.    ❛    I made it myself, you’d like it if you tried it.    ❜ 

                                                     @brooklynpunch┇ starter call. 

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[What do you want?] I want to stop.

[garnetwild]

Captain America: Civil War

"Did you know about this?"

"If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you."

"I can't control their fear, only my own."

"Can you move your seat up?"

"Couldn't you have done that earlier?"

"I hate you."

"Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?"

"Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss."

"First time for everything."

"Made you look."

"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"

"I know you're nervous and you have every right to be, but you're lying."

"Do you even remember them?"

"I remember them all."

"How long are you gonna play both sides?"

"Are you incapable of dropping your ego for one god damn second?"

"I'm not the one who needs to watch their back."

"Are you sure about this?"

"I can't trust my own mind."

"So you like cats?"

"How long do you think you can save your friend from me?"

"Well, then... what are you doing here?"

"I didn't want you to be alone..."

"The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me."

"I don't do that anymore."

"Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive."

"That's smart. Good strategy."

"It always ends in a fight."

"Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!"

"You seem a little defensive."

"Well, it's been a long day."

"Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop!"

"Who's speaking?"

"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

"Are we still friends?"

"That depends on how hard you hit me."

"Give me back my ____!"

"I said I would help you find him, not catch him."

"What's up tic-tac?"

"I can do this all day."

"Ugh...what time zone is this?"

"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."

[clarkent]

[deliverybcy]

reblog if you are the hot sibling

[garnetwild]

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[garnetwild]

✶  ┇  C O M M A N D E R

a scoff. they both knew how untrue that was. “right, right. the scarlet witch: one time avenger.

                      –sounds real.”

                        ❛    'Ave  to  live  up  to  my  legacy,   do  I  not ?    ❜    Fidgeting  digits  find  the  table  top,   making  rhythm  as  hushed  laugh  holds  vibration  in  her  ribs    ❛    I get a paycheck for this,   yes ?    ❜ 

[garnetwild]

                   Someone just give me a thread where Wanda helps Bucky with his mind plz.

[garnetwild]

✶  ┇  C O M M A N D E R

    “–whoddathought you’d be so good at followin’ orders?”

     “better watch it, i’m gonna get used to that.”

                    ❛    Ye’  expect  too  much  of  me.    ❜    GIGGLE,  simply  playful  banter  between  friends.     ❛    ’twas more of a ONE-TIME thing.    ❜

[garnetwild]

                           Deft  digits  outstretched  before  her,   circled  in  CRIMSON.    Fine  defence,   steps  taken  without  hues  or  aim  faltering  from  the  other.    ❛    I  am  not  t’e  MONSTER  Tony  Stark  has  made  me  out  to  be.    ❜    Minimal  movement  cues  ring  clad  fingers,  reluctant  steps  &&  closing  distance.    ❛    please  do  not  make  me  be.    ❜

                                                                 OPEN !!

[komiksans]

shit my teachers have said

[souldraggermoved]

sometimes going to school is worth it.

❛ okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. ❜

❛ i could go slower, but i don’t want to. ❜

❛ i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. ❜

❛ you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. ❜

❛ oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. ❜

❛ hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. ❜

❛ OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! ❜

❛ who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. ❜

❛ what did you draw for me? ❜

❛ i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. ❜

❛ DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. ❜

❛ can you hold my gun for a second? ❜

❛ it was not my intention to shoot you. ❜

❛ you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? ❜

❛ the angle doesn’t matter, does it? ❜

❛ oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. ❜

❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜

❛ oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? ❜

❛ what are you—five? ❜

❛ how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? ❜

❛ congratulations, you just killed everyone. ❜

❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜

❛ don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. ❜

❛ you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. ❜

❛ you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. ❜

*SCREAM OF TERROR*

❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜

❛ don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. ❜

❛ jesus can’t help you now. ❜

❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜

❛ i am done with your sarcastic attitude. ❜

❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜

❛ the only size that matters is the size of the statue. ❜

❛ i don’t get paid enough to deal with this. ❜

❛ don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. ❜

[startersforall]

→ ❝MARVEL’s Jessica Jones sentence starters❞

“New York may be the city that never sleeps, but it sure does sleep around.”

“I don’t flirt, I just say what I want.”

“You know why I live alone? People distract me.” 

“Please, please, just tell me where my baby is.”

“Maybe God sent you. Maybe he didn’t.”

“My greatest weakness? Occasionally, I give a damn.”

“I don’t need your protection. I don’t want it.”

“If you even touch me, I’ll tell the whole world about you.”

“You have to make a decision – do something about it, or keep denying it.” 

“I’ve never seen anyone with such a strong will.”

“I thought you didn’t like or trust me.”

“If I get hit by a bus, where’s the closest hospital?”

“Are you still having nightmares? Flashbacks?”

“I’ll be your guest here indefinitely.”

“I was never the hero you wanted me to be.”

“In my line of work, you gotta know when to walk away.” 

“’None of it is my fault.’ Say it back to me.”

“You are… very strong.”

“You’re all alone, so you have to pick away at other people’s happiness.”

“Children should be seen and not heard.”

“Get inside! You’re naked!”

“Back off! God, you’re turning into your mother!”

“You ruined my art!” 

“If you do this, I’ll owe you a favor.” 

“If you don’t feel good going to work, then you get new work.” 

“It’s better being alone. It’s safer.”

“I give you whatever you need, and you can’t even give me a minute?”

“I’m life-threatening. Steer clear of me.”

“Lots of guys leave your apartment on stretchers, huh?

“You’re gonna start helping people again, starting with me.”

“You can’t fix me. I’m unbreakable.” 

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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

[garnetwild]

                            ❛    Super . . . Girl.    ❜    Words  spoken  FOREIGN  &&  CONFUSED,   accent  allows  words  to  idle  before  them.    AVENGERS,   individuals  needed  for  EXPERTISE  —  the  other  held  NONE   (   or, more accurately, ALL.   )   Vison  held  INFINITE  power,   lacked  humanity  —  SHE  seemed  HUMAN.   To  be  thought,   the  opposite  of  Wanda  ;  BORN  mutated,  RAISED  human.    ❛    ‘t’s a bit BROAD, isn’t it?    ❜

                                                     @supergiiirling ┇ starter call. 

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[rosecutietyler]

the neighbourhood // staying up