arthritic hands? thats too damn bad, keep jerkin!

Mars | 29 | she/her/they | no minors pls🫶🏻

[garruscoochie]

Mutuals if you want a $15 tarot reading just contact me 🫶🏻 Im hard up for cash but I know we all are rn so only if you can!!

[jessekattsopolis]

[photomodeaddiction]

#this movie had better play at my funeral

[ambrystoma]

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

[wells-hannah]

SCOOBY DOO! ( 2002 ) dir. raja gosnell

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[princecroutons]

his head is so fucking wide

[princecroutons]

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[dusty-fat-boy]

Sometimes I wake up to the sounds of suspicious crunching and this is what I sit up to find...

[rajieeeee]

[the-big-mood]

[rylandgracie]

when linden killed someone in cold blood and holder immediately helped her cover it up like it wasn’t even a choice

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[rylandgracie]

they are so abnormal what's wrong with them

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

In response to that ‘fatherly’ anon,

Wash yo teeth LOUD AS FUCK at EXACTLY 4:30 in the morning it NEEDS to sound like you’re either choking or throwing up. KKGGUAAAAGHHHH type shit.

Spit in the sink LOUDLY cough LOUDLY