Garu Maru

I put the hot in psychotic

[garumaru]

Never date an economist

[konoko]

[garumaru]

Man, it’s so fucking annoying being from a third-world country. No matter what you do, your life, the fate of your country, and even the world are ultimately shaped by the choices Americans make. Like, imagine having the course of your life depend on how Mary Lynn Ashleigh from Georgia decides to vote in this election.

[garumaru]

So QAnon, is like duexmoi but for conservatives

[garumaru]

Am I having deeply disturbing thoughts about the imminent demise of human civilization, or am I just goofy :p

[garumaru]

I want to forget that I have even existed

[garumaru]

Anxiety is so cringe. Like, what do you mean I’m overwhelmed by everything?

[garumaru]

For those of us with anxiety, spooky season is all year round

[garumaru]

When I was younger I wanted to be an archeologist, I ended up being a crossdresser

[garumaru]

The greatest horror of all is the fear of being perceived

[garumaru]

Being conscious is so fucking annoying

[garumaru]

Serving cunt in these troubling times is an act of resistance

[garumaru]

That fag with the mustache is going to be the end of me

[garumaru]

And what if I just forgave myself?

[garumaru]

Multitudes exist within me, and mine are a mosh pit

[garumaru]

Let Billie cook, like, where DO we go when we go to sleep?

[garumaru]

I dream of becoming a whore