The Simp

He / Him I’m a whore you idiots

[pink-apollo]

I SAW YOUR TAKING CLAYTON ASKS?! What do you think life was for Clayton and s/o after the war was over?

💜Honestly imagine Clayton going back to his old home, bring you along of course, to give a proper introduction to his family. Show you were he grew up, taking you to places where he used to take his brothers, and of course that quiet spot where he would go to get away from everyone. Despite the war and the mass destruction it caused, the house remained intact and still had the huge oak tree right out front with the tire swing still attached.

💜Think of the movie up, how the couple built their home, that’s basically you and Clayton. Rebuilding some of the broken pieces, repainting, perhaps even starting a garden to make your guys favorite home made meals and for Marcus to browse at when he stops by.

💜Having his brothers pictures up along with their dog tags on the coffee table so he gets to see them every morning when having coffee. Just a reminder that he’ll one day get to see them again

💜Definitely having a few dogs for sure. Not only to protect the house, but for your own safety. Even if you already know the layout of the land, he wants you to be protected for when he’s not there

💜If you ask him to make a front porch swing? Clayton is right on it. If you keep the tea coming, he’ll make that swing in no time. Which of course leads to cuddling on it when the sun is setting with all the doggos laying around the two of you

💜Would for sure have a big ass recliner in the living room so the both of you can snuggle on and nap. Although it depends on who gets there first😅

💜Expect everyone from delta to come visit. Marcus critique you on your garden, Baird to start shit and flirt with Sam, cole just happy to be there, and Sam editing Baird on his flirting

💜Huge hand built fire in the backyard to go relax to after a long day. Has even built a shed in the backyard so the two of you can go work on your weapons together

💜Even though the war is over, he still fawns over his helmet. Will literally search the entire house for it, claim he can’t find it until he sees you smiling at him with the helmet in your hands. Will never understand the things that you do, but is grateful that he has you

💜A cozy feel, with a touch of the carmine style😌

[gasmulti]

Feels good to be back

[shiroisotto64]

Can I get a uhhhhh headcanons of Fzz and Ozzie with s/o who sleep talks alot?

- Ozzie records you while fizz talks to you while you sleep. They find it funny how they could be watching tv and you’d randomly blurt something out that perfect matches with what’s on tv.

- don’t worry though fizz is a deep sleeper Ozzie however wears noise concealing headphones to bed. ( He’s a light sleeper ) but he doesn’t have the heart to fuss at you thought. He’s already gotten used to fizz nibbling on him and shuffling around in his sleep.

[shiroisotto64]

Not to be too mean to our boy but now I gotta know about those night terrors, if you've got some ideas lying around

Idkkkkkk it could be anything honestly. I feel like he’d be lowkey insecure he’s got robotic arms and legs and he feels like Ozzie and s/o are repulsed by him. Maybe even blitzo we can see how close they are and I’d believe him having a nightmare or two about their fall out. He’s more likely to have nightmares about being abandoned when he’s super overwhelmed to. So he just needs love and reassurance. 😭

[shiroisotto64]

Fizz is a petty little bastard but he also has a low attention span so he'll be a dick and won't even remember why. "I don't forgive but I DO forget" is the kind of vibe I'm thinking of here.

Ozzie has very little patience for it within the relationship ("Fizz has to tell us why he's mad or else he has to not be a dick" is a written rule now) but with other people? Actively encourages it, it becomes a "I will hate them vicariously through you" kind of thing.

Honestly fizz would be pouty and have an attitude with Ozzie and s/o because he caught them making out without him. And when they ask him why he says it’s nothing cause he can’t remember why.

And fizz is the type to not like a customer due to small details. He S/o and Ozzie don’t like white chocolate so if he catches someone eating white chocolate s/o and fizz gaslighting them until they leave and when Ozzie asks why fizz just shrugs and s/o is wheezing in the background.

[shiroisotto64]

LMAO I JUST IMAGINED BRUSHING OZZIE WITH ONE OF THOSE TIKTOK CAT BRUSHES

https://www.tiktok.com/@brushyypet/video/7124919060986350854 LIKE THAT ^ LIKE THE ONES THAT POP OUT THE FUR AND STUFF HAHAHAHAHAHAH ACAJGDJHGDAHDAJH

When Ozzie is stressed and you run your fingers through his “ feathers / hair ?? “ it comes out easily. He Gives a girly scream and s/o forces him to take a day off so he can relax fizz plucks one of Ozzie’s feathers and puts it on his hat.

[shiroisotto64]

okay please 🍑 💨 please just hea 🍑 💨 please just hea 🍑💨 🍑 💨 please just hear me out like fizz & ozzie with a reader who likes to knit them things like idk a frog or a sweater ….. ( and also likes to felt things/spin yarn out of ozzie's shedded fur (yes i know this is weird but i found it funny) )

They would think it’s so cute and would keep everything you give them. Ozzie and fizz would wear the shirts and sweaters you make for them at work and now your work is trending expect to be showered in kisses.

[pink-apollo]

Imagine peppering ben’s face with kisses he’d just melt and I know it.

And the biggest baby there is when you pull away😩 like how dare you stop giving this man kisses. Will loudly yell “awwww.” Pouty boi and will continue to pout until you give him more kisses which he very much desires. Will sit there with his eyes closed and just soak up all the loving feelings there are and giggle with each kiss you give😭 The tips of his ears a bright red because how nervous yet excited he is. His most favorite place for you to kiss him is his lips, tip of his nose, and the top of his head when you gently pull him a bit forward to you, leaning into your chest.

Isn’t sure what to do with his hands?? Does he let them sit by his side or does he rest them on your hips??? He isn’t sure but decides to leave them on your hips so he can pull you closer and lightly squeeze them. Or wrap them around you so he can touch your butt. Either way works for him!

[pink-apollo]

How do you think Clayton would react to a affectionate/ clingy s/o? 😮‍💨 ( plus I hope you have a good first day tmr 🥰 )

THANK YOU!💕💕I’m doing online so I honestly had nothing to really worry about but ya know. It’s…scary but in a good way! Also I apologize if he’s ooc, it’s been a HOT minute. But Clayton is a character that I absolutely adore and love, as well as needs more love!! And I would love to write more for him. Tumblr needs more content of him😭😭 of all the brothers really!!

Clayton carmine with affectionate S/O 🎀Headcanons🎀

🎀Clayton is a large burley man, known for squishing locus heads for fun and charging in hell bent in battle. Seeming very rough around the edges, not one for clingy-ness or cutesy things in general. However, he is rather a huge softy! At first it was rather intimidating bringing up the idea of cuddling, but he could tell that’s what you wanted, you just had to go and do it. He himself was very new and was unsure what to do ironically, so he had you initiate it to have an idea of what you liked and how you liked to be held!

🎀You Gus are the comedic duo of the big strong buff s/o that’s rough and mean looking with a s/o that’s cutesy and wants to cuddle and pamper the other

🎀Clayton has no issue when it comes to you seeking affection from him whatsoever! In fact rather adores how you seek him out if you’re feeling clingy, sad, etc. He loves how he knows you feel safe coming to him when in dire need of snuggles. He can’t help but to smile when you climb into his lap and sit there with him, listening to his heart beat while you trace along his tattoos

🎀When it comes to you wanting to hold hands?? He can’t help but to feel protective of you because of how cute you look along with the size different between the two of you! There have been times when you’re in a middle of a battle and hold hands while shooting at locusts. No it’s it the most romantic thing…. but he’ll do it for you

🎀Gave a weird look when you opened and closed your hand multiple times. He was unsure of what to do and placed his hand in yours, which to his surprise stopped your shenanigans. Now when he sees you making “grabby hands” he knows you just want to hold hands without saying anything. Maybe to piss him off, but he adores it non the less. Makes him feel wanted and loved🥺

🎀Dies when you pull him down to your height and kiss his helmet, which is we’re his lips should be. To say he loves kisses is a huge understatement!! Will turn around to lift his helmet up just slightly above his lips to properly kiss you. And they ain’t just a quick peck, one and done. They’re a full on steamy kiss with his finger pulling your chin up kinda kiss that have you breathing heavily afterwards

🎀If there’s ever a day where you’re not your usual clingy self, he knows somethings up and needs to know! What’s wrong? Not enough hugs? What can he do to make it up because he misses you bugging him for affection despite sometimes pissing him off, only for him to pick you up and place you on his lap. Which is all yours to set your pretty self up on☺️

🎀Going back to kisses, Clayton just can’t help himself. He loves to tease you and how you always tease him in return. Of course it’s all in good fun, that is until he’s had enough and needs more which ends up in him picking you up over his shoulder and walking to your shared room. He just loves how you bite and nibble around his neck and get drunk of his scent

🎀He prefers to keep it behind doors so nobody can see him be “soft” but that never really works. You just have him wrapped around your finger and he’s practically there when you need him or “need” him. No he isn’t like Ben or Anthony when it comes to pda, but he’ll endure it and let you be cute and allow you to hold his hand or even place kisses on it. Clearly a love sick puppy underneath that helmet of his, but damn he melts every time you come running into his arms after every mission because you missed him so damn much😮‍💨 please just pepper him in kisses and call him handsome because this beefy boi deserves it

🎀From someone who was unsure of affection and didn’t know how to give it, he learned real quick and adores everything that you do to him and how you express your love

[shiroisotto64]

@gasmulti @jebblyphishes @sweetsinster @fivefeetfear i had to- but luckily it only took 5 minutes.

[gasmulti]

HE LOWKEY GOING CRAZY TO THE BEAT THOUGH

[agentwilight]

rating nicknames/pet names in reader-insert fics:

mommy/daddy: no darling: 6/10  slut/whore: 0/10 pls don’t lmao i’ll either cry or slap u there is no in between baby: 4/10  love: 7/10 bae: 1/10 kitten: depends on the mood puppy: 1/10? cow: moo bitch, moo out the way -9000/10

bunny: i grew up with this nickname because government name reasons princess: 1000/10 sweetie: 100/10 my 3d man calls me this sweetheart: 100/10 and this dear: 2/10 are u a grandpa honey: 9/10 cute!

baby girl: depends kitty cat: oh no not another childhood nickname 0/10 sweet girl: 10/10  sweet thing: lmao this reminds me of cory from that’s so raven saying sweet thang and i can’t take it seriously 0/10 gorgeous: 10/10 amazing little mouse: 7/10 surprisingly not mad at this??? pretty girl: 10000/10 ouuff call me your pretty girl and rail me respectfully pls sir 😈

@prettyiwa thanks for the tag bea!!  tagging: the rest of the squad @coffeeforday @sinnerofthewalls @lue-arlert @fierydiamond , @levis-hazelnut​ @jeanscowboyhat-levisteacup​ @killerbananas​ @jaegereism @takemetofarlanchurch @monirei @stigandr-the-cat @shingekinomyfeelings @esroh06 @honeyspalette @reiner69er @sly-d @axoxtxhxh @foryeager @darkcloakedinfinitevoid @sparklekitteh @vault-touched @ack3rlady @flamingblinglove @6ird6rain @thegetoufather​ + literally anyone else that wants to do this because it was fun and some of these names have me cackling

[voidcat]

Thank u sm for the tag @love-oikawa Cant believe I almost forgot to do this,,, anyways, can u tell I have v specific preferences n standards when it comes to reading/writing fics….

No pressure tags: @nessife @genshinspuppy @rirk-ke red (u can just dm me your answers;) ) + anyone else who wants to do this !!!

rating nicknames/pet names in reader-insert fics:

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[rirk-ke]

aaa tysm for the tag @sailormakoto ! this was very fun :DDD hope ur staying hydrated <3

no pressure tags: @sonder-paradise @spoofybun @jessbeinme15 @ashtr3i and anyone else~

rating nicknames/pet names in reader-insert fics:

mommy/daddy: nope.

darling: PLEASE 1000000/10

slut/whore: 3/10 uh,, depends? i guess?

baby: 6/10 my very affectionate friend calls me this he is precious

love: PLEASE 1000000/10 pt2

bae: 10/10 i call my friends this

kitten: 2/10

puppy: 6/10 i find it a bit cute

cow: i will chew on your hair i dare you -1000000/10

bunny: 2/10 same vibes as kitten to me

princess: YES 1000000/10 my crush once called me this while twirling me and telling me good night i short circuited

sweetie: what r u a granma?

sweetheart: nope awkward

dear: what r u a granma? pt2

honey: 6/10 cute

sweet girl: 7/10 cute 🙈

kitty cat: hah? never heard anyone use this but no </3 i feel like pspspsps preceeds this

gorgeous: 5/10 because i love the taylor swift song and i think its flirty when used respectfully

little mouse: i will stick you to a mouse trap -1000000/10

pretty girl: eh,,,, ok ig 3/10

[jessbeinme15]

Thank you for the tag!!

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[sexy-bee-juice]

shes lying about the third one^^

i can confirm.

mommy/daddy: both. yes.

darling: 9/10

slut/whore: no. never. no. i will be the one to call you these

baby: my heart will melt- 11/10

love: aweeeeee no 5/10

bae: no unless platonic- 6/10

kitten: … 20/10

puppy: 0/10

cow: IF YOU FUCKING DARE THEY WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR BODY -1000/10

bunny: maybe…? 8/10

princess: honestly it depends 4/10

sweetie: yes please i love that 10/10

sweetheart: 10/10

dear: never 0/10

honey: also no 0/10

sweet girl: 100/10

kitty cat: once again, it depends on the person- 25/10

gorgeous; honestly if you use this ill start laughing- 2/10

little mouse: 10/10

pretty girl: probably 8/10

tagging: @aitarose @bat-eclecticwolfbouquet-love @aliensknowmyillusions @yanderefantasies

[yanderefantasies]

Thx for tagging me seggsy

Mommy/Daddy: eh 4/10

Darling: 100/10

Slut/Whore: 10/10 I’m used to it lol

Baby: pretty cute 9/10

Love: hehevahdhwhd 10/10

Bae: I will slap you. 0/10

Kitten: charming lol 8/10

Puppy: not as charming 6/10

Cow: ….wtf. 0/10

Bunny: 11029283772847284801048747382/10

Princess/prince: it’s true tho 8/10

Sweetie: 7/10 kinda cute

Sweetheart: makes me happy<33 10/10

Dear: 100/10

Honey: only if you’re my partner 10/10

Sweet girl/boy: 1000/10

Kitty cat: 10/10 don’t ask-

Gorgeous: feels forced tbh. 0/10

Little mouse: 10/10 heheh<3

Pretty girl/boy: 1000000/10 makes me squeal lol

Tagging: @deceiving-foul-thing @caca0-g0r3 @themanlovemanlover @shiroisotto64 @gasmulti @delusional-obsessions and anyone who wants to join!

[gasmulti]

You forgot sugar tits

[shiroisotto64]

I have writers block so take this lil thing I made.

[gasmulti]

LMAO

[shiroisotto64]

Whore.

OH SHIT WASSUP SHAWTY

[gasmulti]

NOTHING MUCH BUT I AGREE STOLAS X BLIZTO IS A L

[shiroisotto64]

Had cause facts I can’t support stolas anymore he most definitely fumbled the bag in the most recent episode.

[gasmulti]

People talking about but stolas is such a nice guy like nah bro.

[shiroisotto64]

Whore.

OH SHIT WASSUP SHAWTY

[gasmulti]

NOTHING MUCH BUT I AGREE STOLAS X BLIZTO IS A L

[underrated-appreciation]

Robo Fizz x Reader

Part two

Reader has GN pronouns

Robo Fizz did ask why you were sent to hell when you first met but you didn't tell him, afraid of being judged.

He was pushy about it for a little bit but he realized you didn't want to tell and let it go

Now you and Fizz are dating and you decide.. You trust that he will continue to trust you.

You sit him down and Fizz is practically leaning on you, listening very intently.

You tell him about your sins and why you became a demon. You felt anxious that he'd think less of you, but..

He started grinning.

"Tha-That's soooo hot-t, babes.."

You were kinda shocked but also.. not.

Kinda figures he would get off on your tales of crime and sinning.

You end up getting.. intimate after that.

And from that day on, you and fizz were only closer than before.

Also I believe he very much prefers a sinner partner that a Hellborn.

Hellborns age and can die of natural causes.

Sinners.. Well, don't. They stay the same age and live until they're killed.

Fizzarolli is relived by the fact he doesn't have to watch his Lover age and die.

Likes examining and messing with you. As in your body. Most of the time he's surrounded by imps after all.

Gills? Dope! Cat ears? Wow! Eyes or mouths in odd places? He's all for it!

Sinners are often very different from imps, so anything that makes you different from Imps (or other hellborns) is immensely examined and cherished by the robot.

Ultimate Hype man. Not only will he praise you during fun time, he praises you in innocent ways too.

He doesn't always think before he acts but he loves you with all his.. Circuits.

[hoodoo12]

Play and Funtime

I’ve seen lots of screenshots and fanart, but where is the written Robofizz smut?  sigh  Just have to do it myself jk jk

Although writing your first fic in a new fandom is nerve-wracking, I’m excited to do it and I hope you guys like it.

NSFW; Robofizz/imp!reader, TENTACLES YOU THIRSTY PEOPLE

@go-commander-kim @monsterlovinghours @mimiscappinisideblog @jesterfestivle @beetlebitchywitch @realmonsterboyhours @yankyo

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[sleepzzz1]

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