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Reblog if you are a eproctophile who likes male farts over females (Or both)
Sharted all over myself having an upset tummy while sick
could we possibly get some more on underdeveloped dragon reader? i'd give my firstborn child to read more on them ngl
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We're finally getting to some smut! Surely this won't backfire at all... [Part 1][part 5]
Price is already trying to justify his actions before he takes them. Your wing is spread across his lap, and it looks so wrong and different from what a dragon's wing should look like. Does it matter if he's essentially groping you when it will help you heal?
He pointedly ignores the fact you've been shoved into your instincts since the op. It's difficult enough for dragons to control their instincts inside another's nest, but the fact that you're injured means you've been running on instincts for weeks now.
The pot of ointment is small, about the size of his palm, but Price only needs a little. He scoops out a small amount with his claw and tells himself it's for your own good, that he's doing this to help you. The ointment is cool against your heated wings and has you whining into the nest, wings fluttering because oh god that felt nice. The pain subsides where his fingers gently rub the ointment into the tips of your wings.
He has to bite back an appreciative rumble at the way you flare the wing out, inviting more touch. God, you look so tempting and you don't even realize it. Slowly, he works over the entire length of the wing. Ointment seeping into your skin where scales should be. Each press of his fingers into your delicate wings has a heady sensation you've never felt before rolling through you. Mind fuzzy and happy because your protector is here, your sire, and he's making you feel better so there's no need to worry.
His hands jerk a bit when you rumble out a pleased sighs of sire and happy. It sounds so wrong coming out in between pleased moans, and much to Price's mortification he feels himself chub up. The muscles near the base of your wing are taught with tension, and he presses down with more force to work them loose. Surely not for any other reason. Definitely not because his instincts are yelling at him to treat his mate so well. He mutters under his breath "Fuckin hell kid... you're trying to kill me..."
The rest becomes a blur of sensations that feel so, so good. You don't remember much aside from the safe cozy experience of your sire taking care of you, but price remembers it all. The breathy moans, the twitch and spread of your wings, how your back arched when his palm pressed over your spine. His cheeks flush at a particularly rough press that you tensing up with a whine then going lax.
Did you...? Fuck. Price finishes up quickly and lies in the nest just long enough for you to doze off. The air is cool when he retreats to his office. Shamefully wrapping a warm palm around himself and imagining you playing your wings out for him, at the stretch of him. It's a shitty orgasm, he can't smell you or hear your rumbles. Shame hits him quick afterwards. He's your superior, your captain. What he just did surely crossed a line. But...no one needs to know, right? He just...won't tell anyone and pray that you're too deep into instincts to forget.
Back in the nest room, ghost opens the door with a tray of food and vitamin tablets in one hand. His eyes scan over your form, taking it all in and narrowing at the conclusion he draws. He frowns, closes the door behind him.
"Christ' sake kid..."
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During your visit at Porcolineâs restaurant, you realize your boyfriend, Dylas, isnât working today. You hear heâs free tonight, so you decide to pay him a visit upstairs. You arrive to something⌠interesting.
Male Gas Audio + female partner; upset stomach with noises, belching, farting, implied facesitting
SUNTUMSOPH I MISS YOU EVERY DAY
I still donât know any of these characters but her audios were so good
someone stuffed and/or bloated, belching nonstop as they eat pussy, swallowing even more air that makes it impossible to hold back.
loud, rattling burps on their partner's clit, muffled deep bassy burps as they suck and lick at their most sensitive parts.
sarcastic apologies interrupted by belches:  âoh, fuckâ beeeeeeuuuuuaaaaarhhhh! pardon mâ uuuurrrrrrrrrpppp! â I donât mean to be so râ aaaaaaaauuuuuhhhp! â so rudeâŚâ
also for further consideration - their partner's hips bucking in a conditioned response, desperately fucking into their mouth to feel the burps rumble deep inside them
Recently just found your blog and I think itâs really interesting!! Since youâre into date everything, I wondered if you interacted with Koa at all? I havenât played the game proper, but he really stuck out to me. Since relaxation is his main thing, I like to think that itâs not rare for him to let it rip when he really wants to get comfy.
I have to admit I haven't discovered him before! I did some more K/oa interactions to properly get to know his character for your ask, and oh god. You're so right. And I loved him immediately. đđđ
I imagine that he believes in releasing any pressure within the body naturally, without putting unnecessary strain on any muscles; so whenever the need arises and he feels a bubble of gas forming in his belly, he simply waits for it to exit him on its own.
This usually leads to *a lot* of gas building up in him before it's released, resulting in his tummy being extremely noisy almost all the time, and all his eruptions extremely... potent, just as much in volume and bass as in length.
Just imagine yourself lying down together with K/oa, getting comfy after you've had an exhausting day. You're chatting sleepily as you rest your head on his belly - it's so big and soft like a pillow, and you get to listen to its constant gurgles and churns, loud, yet soothing and comforting like the best kind of white noise. Every now and then, there's a particularly powerful bbbbBBRRRlllllblble or grrrRRRRrrgggGGGLLllllllllsh rolling around his massive belly, and you know exactly what it means.
A few seconds later, the gurgling noise travels higher to his esophagus right before it booms out of him with a long, bassy BBbbrRReEEEUUUULLLch. It carries several more burps with it, and with every single one, K/oa's expression changes into one of pure, unbothered bliss.
"BBbuuuUUURRrrp... ohhh, that felt so relieving. BRRRRrrrraaAAAUUauRRrrp... mmmm, that's even better." - he enjoys the feeling of relieving himself of his gas so much he simply can't help commenting on every single outburst.
Same goes for farts, which you can feel drilling into the fabric of the bedding underneath you as he lets them freely rumble out of his ass. He'll moan with relief after a particularry bassy BBBBRRRRRFFFFTFTFTFTTT trumpets to an end after several long seconds, and continue whatever sleepy dialogue he was immersed in with you - as you're trying so hard to even remember what you were talking about, taken aback by that disgustingly hot sound and vibration underneath you that came with it.
And the best part is, those foul eruptions don't stop when K/oa falls asleep. With no movement at all from his sleeping body and his inner muscles being even more relaxed, all that tight-packed gas will rush out of him from both ends, powerful and unstoppable.
BBBBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPFFFFFTtttt! Brbrbrbrrrrlllllfffffffffshhhhh.... bbbrrrpppPPPPPTTT! - a series of growling, bubbly farts trumpets out of him and into the open air around you with the power and low sound of a trombone. Another gurgle moans through his gut, right next to your ear, and soon rumbles past his lips as a closed-mouth belch - "mmmMMMRRRRrrrrrpppppfffffhhhh...". The pattern repeats seemingly endlessly as he snoozes with an arm wrapped around you, completely oblivious to any of those foul, booming displays of gassiness lazily rolling out of his gorgeous body.
Despite the smell, all those sounds make up the best music you could imagine yourself falling asleep to.
Imagine youâre sitting on Dallyâs lap, he kisses you and runs his hand through your hair, you can feel his tummy rumble against your fingers and he casually rips a long, wet fart⌠the heat rises between your legs, the smell up to your nose⌠and he gives you a shy, apologetic smile⌠heavenly <3
Lowkey based on that texpost I made~Â I just need gassy Dylas in my life, alright? Iâm sorry~
Special (Gassy) Brew
GASSY JON SNOW: CHAPTER TWO
âThatâs not something Iâd brag about. But yes, I believe you have developed some affection for my 'arse' now, since it saved your lifeâ, Jon said, giving a smirk as he said the word ''arse''.
âAffection? For that? If anything, Iâll be having nightmares about it for the rest of my life. Your arse sounds like a dying direwolf and stinks like a spoiled stew.â
Jon raised a eyebrow, smug. âYet here you are, curled up against it like itâs your favorite pillow.â
She scoffed, shoving his shoulder lightly. âDonât flatter yourself. I was curled up against survival, not your legendary backside.â
âLegendary now, is it?â, Jon grinned.
She glared. âDonât twist my words, bastard.â
''No, it's fine. Maybe it really is legendary. Not even the Meistres must have records of an ''arse'' that could speak.
Ygritte looked confused. ''Speak?''
Jon pointed one of his buttocks to the side as he raised his index finger.
BBBBBBBBRPBRPPBRPBPBRPRBPRPRBPRBPRPBPTPPBRPBPTPRTBPTBP
"See? It just spoke", Jon replied, smiling slightly.
The deadly and meaty stink rose quickly, like a noxious mist ready to engulf everything in front of it, entering both of their nostrils. Ygritte's expression represented well how filthy that odor of rotting meat and spoiled milk was. Her face twisted instantly into a portrait of sheer horror. Her eyes watered, her nose scrunched, and she recoiled rapidly.
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do y'all remember this "tapping out" tradition, I don't know if it's a thing in the British military, but if it would be. . . I can only imagine how a teammates girlfriend "taps out" ghost (just because he has no one coming to him) and he randomly decides that huh. she seems like the one.
can't stop thinking about if it was soap's girlfriend. she taps him out first, of course, thick arms wrapping around her waist and pulling her close for a messy, almost obnoxious cheek kiss that has her giggling and swatting at him, playfully chiding that he's going to mess up her makeup. and he sees simon there, staring ahead and knowing no one is coming for him. no one has before, so soap's always done it himself. but something's changed between the two of them, their bond growing deeper, so he whispers in her ear to tap him out, a grin on his lips as she does so. such a shy little thing, going up to this mountain of a man, almost shaking as she touches him feather-like, not wanting to startle or upset him. simon doesn't move for a moment and her heart drops to her stomach, thinking she's made a mistake. but he looks to soap, sees the glint of understanding and encouragement in his eyes, the slightest nod of his head before he, too, is moving to crush her into a hug, feeling the way she hugs back to him without hesitation. maybe this is what love is. maybe this is what he's been waiting for his entire life.
Punishment
âDad please!â
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âCome On itâs notâ only mumbles could be heard as the two brothers Kevin and Troy were being suffocated under their dads enormous ass. Sergeant Jones, the hardest drill instructor in platoon 522. A giant man clocking in at 10â3â, unlike his sons who stood at a shrimpy 4â7â. His swelling muscles and an ass that broke any seat unlucky(or luckyđ¤¤) enough to get sat on.
*grunt* was one of only two sounds that the two boys could hear from the father. The other one was,
BBrFrTTfTtTTTtTttffttfttttttttt
A bassy nasty fart hitting washing over and suffocating the boys. Each of Jones melting over and pushing each of the boys into his crack. A gas chamber with an endless supply of gas. âWeâre sorry we wonât do it again!â Kevin cries as ,PRRBBRBTPRRBRRT, an airy fart shoots into his open mouth him gagging and Troy sweating from the heat. A voice in the distance yells, âDinner in 5 mins!â. It was the boys mother and Jones wife. âOkay Honey, the boys wonât be joining us their pass out. *speaking to himself now* well about to be.â The first sentence they heard from their father in the past 30 mins. The cheeks in traping them began to sway and grind into the ground, their faces being brought closer to his hole. The way as it twitches a bit, Troy riling around tryunf to move his father to no avail. Kevin accepting his face as what he thinks is tears or maybe his dadâs ass sweat rolls down his face. *grunt* the hole opens twitches a bit. *grunt* it opens a little. A small but heavy fart escaping. The boys look at each other their noses flaring up. *grunt* The hole opens wide
BBRRBPRTBTTBTTOTTTBTBTTTBTT
A tidal wave of gas rushes over them. Filling their noses and lungs; coughing, spasming and finally unconsciousđľ.
Jones gets off their heads, pulling up his pants, a visible green haze rising from their mouths and nose like steam rising from a pot. As he walks shuts off the lights and closes the door.
AUHM what abt royalty!reader who is married off to king!price????
And ofc he makes the consummation as good as he can. You've been taught what to expect, warned that it wont always be nice, some of your younger tutors whispered he may be mean. But in reality? Hes wonderful. Spends hours between ur legs before he ever fucks you, coos at ur anxious twitches. He wants nothing more than to help his soon to be monarch feel safe.
The best part? He actually cares about you, makes you feel seen. You've seen how other treaty marriages have ended, but ur not left wandering the palace or stuck in a room. In fact, he involves you in alot of kingdom affairs, even lets you meet some of his most trusted advisors.
Which soon becomes a problem as you feel ur gaze wandering. Yes, you love price but you never even knew him before that day. All of them are so nice to look at, who could blame u? His trusted knight, riley, looks delicious beneath all that chain mail and plate. The royal advisor, garrick, has hands you cant help but drool over. The kingdom ambassador, mactavish, has a chest and shoulders so broad you cant help but drool.
Worst of all is that you *like* your husband, maybe even love him. Allowing ur gaze to wander sends guilt through ur heart, makes you clam up with anxiety. But price, Husband that he is, can see right through you. Instead of confronting you, throwing u out of the kingdom, he calls his trusted men to stand before you. Tells you that you can have them, for anything that is his is yours. Their loyalty and devotion, their bodies and souls, their yours.
He decides maybe you and his men need to consummate this new arrangement too. Don't worry, ur husband will make sure they treat you right, he'll be right next to u holding ur hand while they find absolution in you.
Gâmornin, bonnie. | john soap mactavish
You wake up from a one night stand â ready to gather your shit and run just like you always do after a night of bad decisions â but turns out, Johnny has other plans for you.
cw: 18+ mdni. smut. slight dark themes ie. stalking. john price has a kid and is a great wingman apparently. reader afab. teacher!reader. morning after a hookup. domestically menacing johnny with a permanent shit-eating grin. first time attempting to write his accent so iâm sorry in advance. piv. voyuerism!kink. rip to johnnyâs neighbours. creampie.
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You wake to something warm.
It washes over you slowly â spring streams pouring into fragmented consciousness, urging you from the depths of slumber with a gentle lull. Coaxing. Warm like summer sun internalized, flowing through your hair â hazing the room in a golden film as your eyes peel open with rapid blinks, and confusion hastily nullifies it.
i really need johnny with a bird whoâs never been eaten out before because I know that man is hungry.
johnny and you have been inseparable since the cradle. a friendship older than his siblings children. which means the both of you are entirely transparent with each other- the skin and bones of your stories is consumed without question. that includes, appropriate or not, sexual encounters.
when you tell him, heâs just shy of appalled. given, you hadnât been with too many men, but enough that itâs strange none of them have even offered to get their mouth between your legs. especially with how good he knows theyâd feel, on his-their shoulders. how sweet you probably taste. how hot it would be to watch you- fuck.
âah will.â
you throw a confused look over your shoulder as you pour the both of you another cup of tea.
âyouâll what?â
âeat ye out.â
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