Come oomfs, come all! It's time for more Fartcane!!!! This time featurimg S*evika!!!
It was a ways into a surprisingly peaceful night in S*evika's apartment. You'd cleaned the place almost like a housewife and now, not having much to do as you await your girlfriend's return from another late shift, you plop down in her big leather recliner. It was a running joke between the two of you that that chair was always reserved for S*evika and you'd playfully honored the rule. But damn it if it wasn't a comfortable chair! You sink back into it with ease as you sit, limbs getting comfortably held by cushioned leather.
A comfortable amount of time passed, you read a book to keep yourself occupied as you waited. Eventually you began to hear the jiggle and jangle of the front door being opened, thankfully it was the person with the key and not an intruder. The door pushed open slowly and with a huffy grunt S*evika walked in, pushing the door shut behind her.
"Hey babe!" You call out as she puts her keys down and almost stumbles taking her shoes off.
As she starts to heavily step over to you, you can see it in her lidded eyes. She'd stopped by The Last Drop for awhile and was at least tipsy right now. You didn't mind S*evika's little drinking habit. After all she works hard and keeps the two of you housed and taken care of. Nothing wrong with letting her relax sometimes. In fact when she was drunk, S*evika tended to be a little more loving, especially touchy and needy as well. It was honestly cute.
"Hey sweetheart." S*evika's voice rumbled as she stood beside the chair. Her hand came up and began to pet down the back of your head. "Yer in my spot." She smirked.
"So I am." In that moment you decided you wanted to tease her, maybe get her going a little. What's the worst that could happen? "What're you gonna do about it?" You grinned slyly.
S*evika snorted. "What 'm I gonna do bout it?" Her smirk only widened. With a heavy step she came to the front of the chair, trapping you where you sat. "Y'know... Could lift you with one arm. Make ya get out of it..." She chuckles. She's entirely right, and it makes you blush. "But... Whatabout I do somethin' more fun...?" There was a distinctly mischievous tang to her drunken tone.
"Fun how?" You raised an eyebrow.
Instead of telling you, S*evika just acted. She turned and swiftly sat down right on top of you. You cried out as her large from squished yours. She already had almost a foot over you and sitting on you, it was even more evident. Admittedly it was strangely nice the way she slotted into your lap.
"Hey!" You quickly cry out in protest. "You're squishing me!"
"That's the idea, doll." S*evika let out a rumbly chuckle. "Don't wanna move your ass? I'll just use you as my seat instead." She sounded smug about it.
You struggled under her to no avail. In fact she simply wiggled her ass a little and got comfortable on top of you. Not that you hadn't noticed before but damn did S*evika have a big butt. Big and round but firm with muscle and now sitting right on your lap. Well, if you weren't gonna get away from this predicament, might as well enjoy it a little. You bring both your hands up and grab onto her hips.
"Hmph. Comfortable?" S*evika laughed as she felt you grab onto her.
"Yeah, actually." You smirked back at her.
"Good... Good." S*evika hummed.
You sit there for a few minutes, rubbing S*evika's hips. Eventually your hands move up and forward and you wrap them around her stomach. Even under clothes you could feel her abs. It made you shiver a little. You push down just a little to get even more of a feeling for them.
"Watch the stomach babe..." S*evika grunted lowly.
"Why? What's wrong?" You tilt your head curiously.
"Don't worry bout it..." S*evika groaned softly. "Just... Not feeling good."
Not feeling good? She looked perfectly fine. S*evika didn't get sick very often. She had to be covering something... Something you could uncover if you massaged her stomach a little more. Boldy, you started to massage her belly. It has a bit more softness, more give than usual.
"Knock it off, baby." S*evika groaned again, your action clearly bringing her some form of discomfort.
Instead of listening to her, you kept your ministrations up. Sevika let out one more groan and she leaned forward, moving her ass even harder into your lap and then-
Both of you made noises of surprise and embarrassment as S*evika let fly a large fart right into your lap. You feel its vibration and its warmth right up against you.
"Shit... 'm sorry babe... Ah, fuck!"
*PPPRRRRMMMPAAAAAAAARRRPT*
Before she can even finish her grunted and flustered apology, S*evika lets another one fly, rumbling your lap again. Your grip on her tightens as she attempts to stand up. What the hell were you doing? She was having a farting fit and was trying to excuse herself but... You didn't quite want her to go.
"D-Don't go." You mumble softly, needily. Some strange feeling pooling in your stomach.
"What..?" S*evika questions but does end up sitting back down in your lap. "I've just... Really got bubble guts, love."
"That's fine!" You replay way too quickly. "You can- I mean, I don't mind!"
"Hmph." S*evika softly scoffed. "Have it your way then." Her voice was low and seductive now.
S*evika softly grunts as she wiggles her ass more, this time with intent. She spreads your legs apart more so, her muscular form keeping them spread. Her ass slots right in between them right up to your crotch. Her ass is still faintly warm from her previous farts. The both of you hear a low, ominous gurgle originating from S*evika's stomach.
"Fuckin' beer farts." You hear her mumble and grumble to herself.
*BBBBBRBBLAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPPSSS*
A wet, sputtering "beer fart" explodes right up against your core. The sensation sending shivers down your spine and making your skin break out in goosebumps. The thick stink quickly mixes with her previous outbursts resulting in a thick cloud of putrid stink like bad meat soaked in expired booze.
"Ahhhh..." S*evika exhales in relief after the fart. "Ughh... Still got more." She complained lowly.
You certainly didn't mind that fact. By now your toes were curling in this weird twisted pleasure. As embarrassing as it is to admit it, you're really enjoying this. You watched with great anticipation as she grabbed the arm rests of the chair to steady herself for her next rip. Your hips rose into her ass, wanting to feel all of it.
*PPRRRRRRRMMMMMMMPPRRRRRRRRRMPT*
The biggest release by far so far explodes onto you. Your fingers sink into her, you twitch, then you moan loudly. Oh crap. You just gave it away. S*evika looks back at you, sly smirk creeping across her face.
"Oh, that's why ya didn't want me leaving huh?" She laughs darkly.
Blush darkens your entire face. "I, uhm... Ah-" you embarrassingly stammer.
"Ah ah!" S*evika tuts. "I don't mind. Just sit pretty and let me get the rest of this out." She almost purrs. "Actually..." She ponders, standing up off you just barely. "Pants down sweetheart."
It takes you a second to come to, then you quickly unbutton your pants and pull them downward. Leaving your lap as just your bare thighs and panties. Above you, S*evika does the same. Giving you a mouthwatering view of her ass, her boxers sinking into her crack with a vaguely visible stain of sweat going down it. She sits back down and wiggles her ass once again. Now only two thin layers of underwear separate S*evika's ass from your pussy. You hold onto her tightly.
"Ready babe?" S*evika chuckles.
"Yeah!" You answer quickly, your hips bucking and rolling in a rhythm. Begging for more of S*evika's farts to vibrate your pussy.
"Eager." S*evika laughs deeply. Then she grunts and pushes.
*PPPPRRMMPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPTT*
*BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBBPPPH*
*MMBBRHAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBPPH*
Three absolutely huge and utterly disgusting farts bubble and rumble right against your aching cunt. The rumbles hit every aching, needy nerve of your pussy, the warmth and pleasure even make their way to your clit. You moan again, throwing your head back. You orgasm like a crashing wave up into S*evika's ass. Afterwards going entirely limp in the chair. S*evika grinds her ass against you just a little more to draw out the last lingering twitches of pleasure dwelling within.
Finally when it's all over, the two of you sitting comfortably in the disgusting and warm cloud of S*evika's farts.
"How was that?" S*evika looks back at you with a huge smug smirk. Clearly satisfied with herself.
"That was... So good." Your voice shakes with aftershocks of joy.
"Good deal. Never would've guessed you were this kind of pervert." She laughed.
You blush deeply. Now you too know that you are indeed that kind of pervert.
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