[fenhawkes]

warden: you need to sleep with morrigan. as part of a magical ritual.

[loghain version]

[minthara]

“Dying is typically a last resort, not first.”

[forcekenobi]

loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach

[gatticus]

i without fully intending to have created a lin/becca narrative in my sr fic and honestly im not mad @ all

[gatticus]

The more I think abt it the more I am done giving big game corporations my time and money unless they actually fucking prove they’re not assholes

[megafreeman]

Gameplay showcase is finally out

[th3ronin]

Being able to change the radio station to your mixtape while driving Johnny to the hospital is funny because imagine you're bleeding to death and your best friends like "Oh fuck my tunes" and turns on mcr

[megafreeman]

All while the driver is taking the wildest detour in the whole world

[gatticus]

okay pls can someone help me out i wanna make gifs but i dont wanna pay for ph0t0sh0p

i luv firealpaca but cant edit gifs on there which kinda sucks does anyone know of alternatives or a bootleg ph0t0sh0p 

[gatticus]

damn people on this site have some fucking hot garbage takes omg that was the first and last time I’m ever gonna venture into fandom tags

[jerdynnn]

wow i love the 3rd street saints class of 2006!!!

[gatticus]

Okay fuck it. I’m making Abi on saints row 3 and no one can stop me 

[gatticus]

Just looking back at my old posts and

Who the fuck is abi

[sgam76]

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

This 30-Song Comprehension Exam Will Precisely Estimate Your Age

Every question you answer puts us closer and closer to the year you were born.

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

[monkeysaysficus]

This said I was 24.

TWENTY FOUR??

Girl I wish.

[atlas-prime]

29

Hmm

[agushadow]

do y'all also have mutuals whom you’re actually a fan of? like everytime u see them on your dash u just,,,,, “u go mutual that’s my mutual!!!!! i love u mutual!!!! i can’t even believe we’re mutuals i don’t deserve u!!!! keep being u mutual!!!”

[silver-weasel]

[cetra-deactivated20221207]

when the Gamers™ start complaining about the saints row reboot being ruined by the woke diverse lgbtq+ mob and they want the REAL saints row back

[gatticus]

Why am I cryin in the club rn

[gatticus]

The real question is do I make Becca..or someone else

[thetwobosses]

Some more interesting details from the PC Gamer preview article on the Saints Row reboot:

They are describing the core Saints as “planner and business mind Eli, expert driver Neenah, DJ and smoothtalker Kevin, and the slightly off-the-rails Boss.”

There are eight voices to choose from, and the Boss can be big or small, young or old or anything in between.

There won’t be an expanding cast of Saints characters, only the main four and then nameless underlings you recruit as your criminal empire expands. Volition describes the main cast as “a quartet that’s tired of working for big criminal organizations that decide to start their own thing.“

Based on a few minutes of gameplay and cutscenes that they saw, the main four feel like a proper friend group who accepts and supports each other, reminiscent of the cast of Watch_Dogs 2. (hell yeah!)

One of the nine districts of the city is a gritty casino district of called El Dorado, another is Monte Vista which has lofty mansions and manicured lawns. There is also a skyscraper financial district and lots of wide open desert at the edges of the map.

Max 2-player co-op (we already knew that but it’s good to get a confirmation), seamlessly dropping in and out.

The tone and jokes of the series should be less juvenile and edgy as some of the stuff in the older games. Jim Boone said the Saints Row reboot will bring the series into the 2020’s. “We love [the old Saints Row games], but we also recognize those are games of a time,” he said. “They made sense within that era, and we were able to do things that felt good back then. But that tone is not something that we feel like we want to do today. We had a different kind of story that we wanted to tell.”