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hey i'm ruby and i'm actually a zombie 17 | uk | they/them | gemini | red team

[princevinces-blog]

blame hella-arabella

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more astra ♥ ♥ ♥

[askthefemalepyro]

Some, Tinydot from today’s episode enjoy!

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orf doesn’t recognize the mad king without his crown

[nerdgasrnz]

#that’s just a regular platypus #PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!! (via scythefucker)

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ALSO HELP I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE X-FILES FOR LIKE 4 DAYS STRAIGHT NOW

im bored and scrolling through my inbox and im laughing can you BELIEVE how much of a nerd melissa is

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i have 2hrs of this class left and i've already finished all of my work :^)

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

tfw you struggle not to say "i" when referring to a character in conversation...

[badgerhuan]

The only scene that mattered tbh.

[winterfel-blog]

Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes - Million Dollars, But… in 4K

[freckled-king]

big space mom warmup 

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

This is the most important invention in fashion thus far

[half-ginger]

puppyfacedara fuck-whoever-that-is DUDES. FOR GOING TO THE BAR!!

[rylaice]

FUCKING COSPLAY HACK SQUAD LOOK AT THIS IM GONNA STICK FUCKIN POCKEYS EVERY WHERE FUCK YEAH IM EXCITE

[aicosu]

AHHHGFHHHGGHHGGGGDGHGGGG!!!!!!???!!!?!!!!?!!!

[ohicosplay]

Amazon has them!

[yellowsumbrella]

HIMYM season 4 + episode titles

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

listen, the David Cameron Pig Gate controversy is the fucking funniest news story of our time, bc this pretentious arsehole is never going to be taken seriously again. Every decision he makes is going to be met with ‘alright Dave, I hear what you’re saying but you put your dick in a dead pig so forgive me if I seek a second opinion’ what a time to be alive honestly.

[cinderfell]

michael’s heist is still my favorite one because it’s literally just a love story about him, his girl, and his boy (who was not clued in and is screaming at the end woops) with the tragic r&r connection subplot and vengeful betrayed geoff

[ladiesofroosterteeth]

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by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

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IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

[chlamydia-trachomatis-deactivat]

tumblr, i have an answer for you. this is exactly the phenomenon that makes a “cheeky nandos” cheeky

lads believe that everything they do is cheeky, all the time, so everything from walking down the street in a group to going for piri piri chicken is the subject of much WHEEEEYYY and endless documentation on facebook. the lad exists in a constant state of exhilaration that is exactly like the one normal people get when breaking a minor rule, except it never stops. it’s a seductive way to live, but as you can see, once you start on seeing nandos as cheeky you’re only a short way from being declared a “ledge” for using a broom fucking exactly as it was intended to be used.

banter. not even once.

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photobooth selfies (they/them)