🌼 Rose Winter Drake 🌼

✌🏻Emilia Fart has achieved the level of freedom I could only dream of✌🏻

[brainemptynothink]

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play

[catgirlwarrior]

Thanks for reminding me that I’m listening to silent headphones.

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

Love this Autism-ADHD solidarity.

[sixpenceee]

okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob

The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:

Playing the clarinet badly

Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)

Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)

Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe

Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)

Wearing clown shoes

Wearing a hoop skirt

Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)

Running (makes them attack you again)

Limping (worse than running)

Crawling (even worse than limping)

[srsfunny]

For real tho it’s way cool

[cat-cosplay]

Feeling magical, might delete later

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[adventurecomics]

[politicallyincorrectsj-deactiva]

true gender equality

[just-shower-thoughts]

A self-driving car is an autoautomobile

[just-shower-thoughts]

Prisons are just very angry daycares

[bunkey]

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[effing-meliorism]

Autistic thing of the day: Not being able to play music quietly in the background, it’s all or nothing. It only feels right when it’s loud enough to fill every corner of your brain.

[catchymemes]

[gay--vibes]

Ha

[andkool]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

[retroactivebakeries]

#fuck dude he sure does

[gay--vibes]

This poem infuriated me

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I have vastly misunderstood this post.

[mossy-rat-moved]

(or am I not enough?)

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING